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tswiftforever13

1. tswiftforever13
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2012 7:27pm UTC
   over using yolo
   cause yolo
   
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2. tswiftforever13
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   February 27, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   If you say
   gulliable slowly
   it sounds like orange
   
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3. tswiftforever13
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 10:16pm UTC
   You use it everyday
   GOOGLE
   but what's the order of the colors ?
   fav. if you don't know.
   
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4. tswiftforever13
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   January 29, 2012 12:22am UTC
   Relationship status:
   ( ) single
   ( ) in a relationship
   ( ) married
   ( ) widowed
   ( ) divorved
   (x) waiting for a miracle
   
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5. tswiftforever13
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   January 22, 2012 8:04pm UTC
   Okay, its 9:30, i'll start my homework at 10.
   ... Dang. 10:03, missed it.
   11:00 it is!
   
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6. tswiftforever13
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   January 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   In class: 1+1=2
   Exercises: 1+2+1=4
   Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted.
   Calculate the sun's mass.
   
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7. tswiftforever13
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   January 11, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   She's strong, because she knows what it's like
   to be weak. She keeps a guard, because she
   knows what it's like to cry herself to sleep.
   
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8. tswiftforever13
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   January 8, 2012 1:47am UTC
   The other day
   during class, this guy was getting all the questions right so this girl goes;
   Dumb Girl: Wow, hes such a nerd.
   Teacher: Cut it out, he could be your boss one day.
   Nerd: Highly Unlikely , I don't plan on being a pimp.
   Nerd = Win.
   
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9. tswiftforever13
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   January 4, 2012 10:37pm UTC
   Did you know that our brain makes us see ourselves 5X prettier than we really are?
   - well, i'm screwed.
   
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10. tswiftforever13
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    December 24, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    I tried to catch come fog earlier..
    i mist.
    
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11. tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
    It's not a very good poem,
    but it's very deep.
    
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12. tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Can you relate?
    You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    
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13. tswiftforever13
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    November 25, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    ˙ʎןʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp sbuıɥʇ ǝǝs
    
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14. tswiftforever13
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    October 1, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    I hate when a shower only has 3 options
    3rd degree burns
    or
    skinny dipping in Antarctica
    
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15. tswiftforever13
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    September 30, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Don't forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
    
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16. tswiftforever13
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    September 2, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    making bad science jokes..
    because all the good ones argon.
    
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17. tswiftforever13
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    August 9, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    Can you find the the mistake?
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
    fav. if you found it :)
    
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18. tswiftforever13
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    July 25, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    ||||K a t y P e r r y ' s c a t i s n a m e d||||
    Kitty Purry
    I officially love Katy Perry
    
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19. tswiftforever13
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    July 23, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    I love those nights
    where you're with your best friend,
    laughing so hard for no reason,
    watching movies and not caring about
    what's currently happening in your life.
    And just being happy for once. ♥
    not mine
    
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20. tswiftforever13
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    July 22, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Ive never seen a
    pregnent Chinese lady.
    Fav if you havent either.
    
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