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yourcool
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July 16, 2012 3:40pm UTC

i think they should make a male version on Hooters.
Where guys walk around in just tight boxers.
and it should be called "Pythons."

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Harley91594
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July 17, 2012 2:20am UTC

"Don't ever let the media tell you
what your body is supposed to look like.
You're beautiful the way you are.
Stay beautiful, keep it ugly."
~Gerard Way

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

People who want long eyelashes: Girls
People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

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masher33
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July 12, 2012 4:44pm UTC

when my cat meows she sounds like a pokémon

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Phoeberuns
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July 13, 2012 11:23am UTC

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 9:50am UTC

Me It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.
Like · Comment about an hour ago
Dracula, Moth, and 35416289710 mosquitos like this.

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

friend: hey, remember when you had a crush on-
me: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

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Phoeberuns
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:49am UTC

*when my friend doesn't answer my texts*
me: they must be dead
me: oh my god they're dead
me: i dont wanna pay for their funeral
me: their parents will handle that
me: maybe they'll have red velvet cake
me: or maybe they're not dead
me: they could be sleeping
me: damn i really wanted that red velvet cake
me: NO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFFFF
me: I LOVED YOU WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
me: ... i thought you loved me
me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU
me: a b c d e f g
me: h i j k l m n o p
me: q r s t u v
me: w x y z
me: BABY I MISS YOU
them: oh sorry i was in the shower
me: ... oh hi...

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LinaBina
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 10:45am UTC

No,
I'm not jealous of her because she has every single guy drooling over her.
I'm jealous of her because she has YOU drooling over her.
format by neversaynever16

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 11:14am UTC

Future child: Mommy, tell me a story.
Me: This is the story of a girl.Child: What?
Me:WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD.

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gracegreene
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 4:12pm UTC

We all carry these things inside of us
that no one else can see.
They hold us down like anchors.
But I refuse to sink.
♥

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:21pm UTC

I HAVE THIS WEIRD PERSONALITY COMPLEX, WHERE I'M REALLY
painfully insecure
-
-------------- BUT I'M ALSO BETTER THAN EVERYONE.

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hay_hay12
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 9:04pm UTC

Drake: "Wait, if theres a New Jersey, why isn't there just a Jersey?"
Josh: "I don't know, i wasn't at the meeting!"
nmf LAYOUTCREDI

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Imagine a mirror that could reveal your personality.
...Would you dare look?
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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olgakixD
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 2:28pm UTC

The silence isn't so bad
until i look at my hands and feel sad
because the spaces between my fingers
are right where yours fit perfectly
Owl City - Vanilla Twilight
nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 3:16pm UTC

...but when you are attracted to someone,
it's because of the details...
their kindness , their eyes , their smile..
the fact that they can get you to laugh
when you need it most
♥

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Steve
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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