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converse97
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April 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Weird Thought
In 100 years
Facebook will have millions of unactive accounts
of dead people.
should i do a series?(:

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cheerchic9711
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April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

*How my mom works*
Me: Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Thelittlee80
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 6:50pm UTC

♥bestfriend♥
its a promise, not a label.

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khsoc02
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February 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC

"Quick, pretend your sleeping!"
never gets old.

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Thelittlee80
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February 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC

your teeth remmind me of the song black and yellow(:
..........-____-

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pittpensfan87
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January 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC

I Love Every Single one of the Penguins through thick and thin W's and L's Injuries and Suspensions.
You're my world <3

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pittpensfan87
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December 12, 2011 3:00pm UTC

Crosby </3 I cant take any more of this Get Better Cap'n I'll Miss You

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pittpensfan87
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December 20, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Tyler Kennedy <3

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pittpensfan87
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December 29, 2011 9:48pm UTC

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pittpensfan87
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 9:36pm UTC

STEELERNATION

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 6, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder
How I would look like
If I were the opposite gender.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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Iwishyouweremine
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January 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Imagine Oprah as president,
It'd be like, YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU AND YOU!
EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!

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_jumpthenfallx3
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January 3, 2012 3:50pm UTC

The Awful Moment When...
you think that he might actually text you again someday, but then remember that he was the one that stopped answering...

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AleeCash
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 10:53pm UTC

my new years resolution
is too quit smoking
cigarettes
please help. fav this & ill go
a day without smoking a
cigarette thank you all ♥
AleeCash

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ForeverYounq_
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December 10, 2011 9:48pm UTC

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tennisgirlxoxo
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Dear Paranoid
People Who
Often Check
Behind Their
Curtains for
Murderers,
If you do find one, then what's your plan?

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katesmiles
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January 1, 2012 12:41am UTC

Super Skinny Friend: Ughhh I'm so fat!!!!
Me: Bitchh, if you're fat, then I must be a freakin' humpback whale.

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
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January 1, 2012 12:42am UTC

That Awkward Moment
When that one person Yells "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" 3 seconds too early..

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 1:12am UTC

it's my birthday!
i'm finally fifteen.
:]

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