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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Start 2013 off with an empty jar
As the year progresses, write down all the good things that happened to you and put them in the jar
At the end of the year, read about all the good things that happened to you
♥

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Johnell
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC

There was a 15 year old girl sitting on the school hallway floor crying because her boyfriend had just broke up with her.
All of a sudden she looked up, and a boy pulled her up from the ground, wiped away her tears and told her she was to beautiful to be crying.
She responded saying, "theres no way i could look beautiful, my eyes are red, my make up is running and im just a mess"
his response "I dont care, i think you look beautiful"
He held her for a little bit. and sat on the hallway floor with her. and listend to her problems. turns out the guy that broke up with the girl was one of his friends.
they talked for a while, and they exchanged numbers.
that night, he became her boyfriend.
they dated ever since.
about a year ago, the boy proposed to the girl
she said yes
they are now planning their wedding
theyve been together almost 4 years now
that girl? shes me
that boy? my fiance
its a true story!

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:19pm UTC

*at school*
me in math: what
me in science: what
me in history: what
me in English: what
me in Spanish: como
me at lunch: what
me: what

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC

i was on some website and i saw this:
"my ten year old brother asked if i ever went to a one direction signing, that he would like to come with
her: why do you want to go? you hate when i talk about one direction or hear their music.
brother: i want to thank them for something.
her: what for?
brother: making the scars on your wrist dissapear."
faith in the lower generation has been restored.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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bye*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC

i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can't run away

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC

So it turns out snooki's due date is December 21, 2012.
Well played, Mayans.
Well played.

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SpecialSomeone
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:49am UTC

R.I.P;
I know many of you wont care. but this is something that kills me.
I'm putting my cat down because I'm almost 1000% sure she has cancer. She can't walk, or meow. it sucks to look at her and know that she is suffering. To look at my cat and think I can't go on without her. She's mine. She has always been. Knowing that she is gone will eat me alive. I just want to know my witty family is there for me. I need you all to be there for me.
this quote was just a vent... also to see if anyone really cared...
rest.in.peace.cuddles. <3
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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC

LISTEN UP, WITTY.
I would like to speak up about a few stupid things that everyone is freaking out about.
#1) One Direction.
Now look Directioners, I know how if feels to be passionate about your idol/idols. But I don't sit on here freaking out about them, when they get a girlfriend, or even when they get a freakin' haircut! What do you expect? One of the boys to come up to your door and say "Hey (name), I want to marry you and live happily forever after." Be realistic! AND JUST CALM DOWN ABOUT IT. I must admit, some of the posts on here are cute, and cheer me up, BUT I don't wanna sit on Witty, and see this: "OMFG LOUIS'S HAIR IS UHMAZING."
Just, no.
#2) Freakin' NUTELLA.
I like nutella. But these arguements on here are the stupidest crap I have ever seen. So what if they don't like nutella? WHO CARES?! Noone. Exactly. Cause its just a hazelnut spread, made by a freakin machine.
If you have something bad to say about someone not liking nutella, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.
#3) People who don't think there are good top quotes.
Seriously. And who's fault do YOU think it is? Cause I know FOR A FACT that people still express their feelings on here. People still have good stories to tell, and good quotes. Buut no-one never favorites them, thus never getting into the top page.
Awwh, I bet now you wanna hate on me?
How cute. Bashing on someone for expressing their opinion.
For the people who actually have the sense to not freak out TOO MUCH on the above, I salute you on being a good Wittian.
have a nice day.
mf

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Hotchocolate
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Katniss has a choice of Gale or Peeta.
Hermione has a choice of Harry or Ron.
Bella has a choice of Jacob or Edward.
And then there's me who has the choice of....
....yeah...FOREVER ALONE.

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 7:59pm UTC

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC

You know your a 90's kid when...
You remember when people asked you to spell "I CUP"
nmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Mom: Can I see your witty?
Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*

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im_anonymous
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
-Jenna Marbles

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audreyann
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

iCarly
*fixing the elevator*
Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Those scenarios you make up;
in your head when you start to like someone.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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