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  2. Fuzzbuzz22 Fuzzbuzz22
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:08am UTC
    If you like this i promise
    i will follow you!
    Every single one of you, yes including you reading this!

  3. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Unpopular opinion on One Direction.
    So I saw a quote about One Direction being compared to The Beatles a few minutes ago, and the only thing I could think was what the actual f*ck. Who would ever compare them to The Beatles? One Direction has next to no musical talent. I admit, they have okay voices, but when it comes down to it, most of their songs just have the same 4 chords most modern pop songs use. None of them can play any instrument to a decent standard, so the fact that they can be compared to Paul McCartney who could play about 8 different instruments is so stupid it hurts. The Beatles revolutionised music, One Direction are just a boy band of five no talent pr*cks who just so happened to become famous because of their looks. I hate to break it to some of you fangirls, but One Direction don't give two sh*ts about you, they're just using your crazy obsession to make money.

  4. Soppie24 Soppie24
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:39am UTC
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  5. kaitlinsaraa kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    PLEASE GO ON iCARLY.COM
    oh Spencer...

  6. 1jemjem 1jemjem
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 5:16am UTC
    Picture's Of Me
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    Pictures Of Me
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    Fave If You Think I'm Pretty

  7. 143Kala143 143Kala143
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:41am UTC
    R.I.P.
    Kala and Eric's Relationship
    March, 19th 2o12 - May, 24th 2o12
    I Miss Him So Much :'(

  8. imtheluckyone imtheluckyone
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:09am UTC
    Pre-K:For homework you color dora!
    Me:Yaayyyy!!;3
    Highschool:For homework a 4 page essay about the life of different lives about animals
    Me:WTF

  9. Baxter9803 Baxter9803
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:13am UTC
    That "I fail at life" moment
    when you're trying to pull up the covers and
    you punch yourself in the face.

  10. pichimartintovar pichimartintovar
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Witty has a mobile site now!!!

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    format by ponypigtialgirl

  11. Soppie24 Soppie24
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:29am UTC
    When a girl cries over a guy, that means she really loves him.
    But when a guy cries over a girl, he will never love another girl like her.

  12. BeautifulSoul BeautifulSoul
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:10am UTC
    I think every single person on Witty's day would be made,
    If they signed in to discover Steve favorited their quote.

  13. taymurgan21911 taymurgan21911
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Tomorrow is just another day of hostile emotional fears.

  14. osnapitzsuzie osnapitzsuzie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    Here is the best tip any girl can get...
    NEVER. Fall in love with your best friend...being friendzoned hurts.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    I want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
    I want someone to cuddle with , on cold rainy days.
    I want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
    I want someone to play pretend with.
    I want someone to tell me I am cute.
    I want someone to hold my hand.
    I want someone to tease me.
    I want someone to hug.
    I want someone.

  16. rhiannon_horan rhiannon_horan
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    Just One Touch
    Lauren's POV
    Chapter one
    I woke up and laughed. It's finally the day the guys go on tv. I jumped out of bed, glanced at the clock, okay six, another hour. I wiggled into my booty shorts, threw on my long sleeve grey shirt, and put on my black and red stripped scarff. I was so happy I was aloud to go with them. I ran into the livingroom. And because I live with Liam, I walked in with Shelby sitting at the table gathering her thngs. She was leaving, I caught that much.
    I smiled at Liam and nodded at Shelby. "Bye Shelby!" She waved at me and walked out. I sat on the couch. "Liaaaam..." He chuckled and handed me a plate of pancakes. "You know me so well!" I ate them and lied there. Niall walked in. "NIALLER!!!" I tackled him, knocking him to the floor. We both stood up laughing. "Morning Nialler!" He smiled
    "Good morning Lauren." He winked at me and looked at Liam. "Liam, I need to talk to you...alone...NOW!" I got worried and they both walked into Liam's room. I started playing the Lazer Quest. I was shaking at this point. Niall looked really worried when he said that. Is he mad at me?! Cause...deep down...I kinda like him. Him and Liam walked out, neither saying anything at all. I put down the game. It was silent for a while.
    "Niall, Liam, is everything alright?" They both nodded and no one had aything to say. When my phone went off it was More Than This. I answered the call. "What is it mum?" She told me that I'm i huge trouble. Apprently the boys heard it cause they laughed. "WHY?!" She was going on about how she doesn't like how I didn't tell her I moved in with a boy. "Mum! He's a nice guy! You wanna talk to him?!" I gave Liam a sorry face as I handed off the phone. He kept stuttering over my mum.
    "I'm so--,No ma'am, I wi--, plea--, Ms--, she wo--, I'll ma--," Niall and I were laughing. "Okay, I know you're worried about your daughter, but I assure you nothing is gonna happen." I couldn't make out what she said. "Uhmm...no....I have a girlfriend...she's still single...and I would NEVER cheat...ma'am, you do NOT have to worry about THAT." I bit my lip and laughed. Niall was holding it back, we both knew what she was thinking. I heard her ask if there was another boy around. "Yeah, his name is Niall, they are ONLY friends though..." She yelled something and hung up.
    "Sorry about my mum...she's a...well, she's protective." Liam rolled his eyes.
    "I feel bad for you Liam, she thinks your...sleeping with her!"
    I blushed. "Yeah, don't mean to burst your bubble Niall." I looked at the text my mom just sent me. "She doesn't think that anymore. She thinks that I'm...sleeping with you..." He got wide eyed and I looked down.
    "We better be going guys!" Liam yelled. We all ran outside and jumped into the car. "Thank god Lauren has today off! No one else does!" We were driving down the road singing Boyfriend. When we pulled up I saw a car like my mums. I'm just paranoid. We walked in and they got set up. I was sitting backstage and watching. Everyone drove themselves cause the bus broke down last week. I wasn't doing much at this point. They started airing live and I was watching close it was my mum! I was freaking out! She won't see me.
    Halfway through the show I watched Niall stand up. "Okay so, there is this girl backstage, her name is Lauren." My heart skipped a beat. The host grinned. "Then why don't we bring her out here?" Louis and Harry ran back and grabbed my arms. I slowly walked out, my heart was beating so fast. I sat on the couch next to Niall. The host (CAN'T REMEBER HIS NAME AGHHH, so choose anyone you want) looked at Niall. "So, what's the update on you two?" I looked at Niall, I wan not going to talk.
    "She's just a really great friend of mine." Louis whispered. "He's lying, he fancies her!" I blushed really bad. Niall stood up infront of me. "Lauren...would you be my girlfriend?" I nodded and jumped into his arms. Everyone clapped. I looked at my mum in the crowed. "Mum, this sure as hell wasn't planned!" I forgot this was her favorite show. That's why she was here! Louis purposly took up more room on the couch so I couldn't sit. I stood there and Niall picked me up and set me on his lap. I bit my lip and they finished the interveiw. I was asked a few questions too.
    On our way home we faught about who was gonna sit where. Liam said he wanted me to sit by Niall, I told him I would sit in back, it ended up Niall and I sat in back while Liam drove. I got a text from my mum saying I'm stupid for saying yes. I rolled my eyes. She can NEVER approve!
    When we got home I was the last in the bulding I ran inside. Niall went home and Liam was in the kitchen. I ran into my room and screamed into my pillow. Suly walked into my room. "Hey, congrats!" I could tell she was a bit hurt, but still happy. I nodded.
    "Yup, hey if it bothers you..." She cut me off.
    " No, it's fine really. No matter who he picked, someone would be upset right? I'm happy for you, really! I have to go, see you tomorow..." She walked out and I was just sitting there. I started dozing off. I got e text from Niall saying. "Wanna get something for lunch? if so see you then Love." I smiled and fell asleep.
    Not interesting yet ik ik...I'm working on it!!!!


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  19. osnapitzsuzie osnapitzsuzie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    To explain why I love you,Is like explaning what water taste like.
    Format by Sandrasaurusnmf/nmq

  20. paperplates13 paperplates13
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to answer to a text .
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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