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brooke*
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 789.
Not anymore, didn't you hear?
6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.

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idkwhoyouaresobackoff
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Show people a song ;
nobody cares... But 3 months later, everyone is singing it because. . .
They heard it on the
radio.
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dance_life
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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sawsaw2141998
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:02pm UTC

snape: Hey I just met you
snape: and this is crazy
snape: But I was under the impression that I am teaching this lesson
snape: so turn to page 394, maybe?
nmq/f

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HunterHayesWife
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Fave if you remember:
Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

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purple_flower
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Computer: You have read and agreed to terms and conditions?
Me: Yes, i read all 83 pages.
nmf rich world problems.com

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Mirror : "Whoaah You're Sexy Babe" !
Camera: "Whoaaah You look Like Crap Bro" !
♥

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babyBrii
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC

So I think I finally figured out
what guys do at sleepovers.
:Truth or dare?
:Dare.
:I dare you to tell her you love her.
:But I don't?
:So?
:Okay, I'll do it.

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CassieLane
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC

*Missed a call*
*Calls back*
*No answer*
“What, did you die within 3 seconds?”

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mayday
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:47pm UTC

NEVER GET TOO ATTACHED TO
SOMEONE. BECAUSE ATTACHMENTS
LEAD TO EXPECTATIONS &
EXPECTATIONS LEAD TO
SO [ DISAPPOINTMENTS ]

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She
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:50am UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE

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emily626
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I've lived in the
Same house my entire life, and I still don't know which light
switch is which.
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PurpleWitty9
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Finishing a presentation at school with
"So, , , , Uh . . . Yeah."
nmf

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katberndt1
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Whenever I delete an app on
my iPhone, the shaking
icons make me feel like
they're all panicked over
who's getting deleted.

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heysafiahere99
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Restarting the whole song
b e c a u s e y o u m i s s e d y o u r f a v o r i t e p a r t .

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Beautiful_mystery
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:11pm UTC

She says she doesn't care,
But her eyes tell a diffrent story

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TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:28pm UTC

dear face wash commercials-
NOBODY actually splashes water on their
faces like that.
sincerely,
my whole bathroom floor is wet.

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emily626
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Patrick: Seems like we've been walking forever!
Squidward: You've only took three steps.
Patrick: felt like four..♥
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iluhyoux
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Dear Old Ladies;
Please stop looking disgusted, I'm just holding him while my mom finishes shopping..
Sincerely; THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER!
Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC

I am the type of person
That will sit in the bathroom and cry,
But then walk out like nothing ever happened...

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