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Hitheree
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December 28, 2012 1:02am UTC

If he wants to sit there and tell you how much he wants a girl like you but won't go for you then just move on. He'll realize one day it's always been you that he wanted. Don't let yourself hurt. You're too much of an amazing person to do that to yourself.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
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December 27, 2012 11:08pm UTC

I miss seeing his name pop up on my phone

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Bluesoulflame
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December 28, 2012 11:51am UTC

And nothing I could ever
write would help you
understand
this life

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Dakota399
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December 26, 2012 6:33pm UTC

My conversation with Cleverbot
Blue is Cleverbot.
Grey is me.
*throws pillow at you*.
*throws lamp at you*.
*throws knives at you*.
*throws water at you*.
*throws poop at you*.
*throws mars at you*.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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December 28, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Attempted suicide: Attention seeker
Successful suicide: Beautiful and loved

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Skimrande
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December 28, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Some obnoxious kid
I have a huge dick... ladies ;)
Like • Comment • 6 minutes ago
Other dude
*am
34 seconds ago · Like

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noura1099
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Unless your name is GOOGLE
stop pretending to know
everything.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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...*
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December 28, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Cough Drops;
We eat them because
5% heal our cough
95% they taste good

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ourlastsummer
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December 28, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Apparently in a small apple there are approximately 2 calories from fat. Since when does fruit have fat?
I'm gonna go get cheese fries...-_-

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Coast2Coast
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December 28, 2012 1:45pm UTC

When my brother is singing in the shower
Me: *hears him singing*
Me: Will you quit singing?
Brother: What
Me: QUIT SINGING IT'S LAME
Brother: WOMAN
Brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
Brother: MY BALLS
Brother: AND MY SOUL
nmq

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...*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:52pm UTC

Sometimes..
my own laugh scares the heck out of me and I'm like, "was that me?"
♥

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Haylor Break Up
Taylor: Let's get back together, Harry
Harry: But you said Weee Are never, ever, ever getting back together!
Harry: Like..ever

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EmilyxLovesxU
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December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Harry Styles: Louis is worse than my mum, he gives me kisses
and touches my curls
Louis Tomlinson: I bet any fan wants to be in my place.

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randomcrayon12
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:17pm UTC

One of my friends
Did it annoy anyone else that the Nintendo GameCube wasn't a
cube at all?
24 hours ago · comment · like
2 people like this
Me: I was suprised that the Game Boy wasn't a real boy at all.
23 hours ago · Like
NMQ/NMF

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dooosh
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December 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC

If I had $1 for every time someone called me good-looking, I would have exactly $1.
Thanks Mum.

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xxCaliLizxx
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December 28, 2012 1:09pm UTC

3 Reasons Why I Wont Have A Boyfriend:
1) I cant date food
2) I cant date the internet
3) I cant date myself

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jimboslice3
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December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*
True story

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Soccerfata
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December 28, 2012 1:14pm UTC

*Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup*
..Wait, I think it's over.
.....
*Hiccup*
Dang it!

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