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  1. derpyderp derpyderp
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Yeah being single's nice,
    but after a while you begin to feel unwanted.
    nmf

  2. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Me: *reads quote*
    Me:
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    Me: I don't get it.

  3. rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.

  4. Mockingjay Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Extremely photogenic guy #1
    Meets Kristen Stewart, she smiles.

  5. Tempest* Tempest*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Science Class
    1% learning
    99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 12:00am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Today someone accused me of jocking a quote.
    It was from Spongebob.

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    if you give a girl a marker,
    she will draw a heart.
    format by jimmy365

  8. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:32am UTC
    what does the wh*re's
    right leg say to the left leg?
    nothing, they've never met.

  9. ELIZA_GRACE ELIZA_GRACE
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    I have grown too strong,
    to ever fall back in your arms.

  10. ELIZA_GRACE ELIZA_GRACE
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Hey, cuties.
    COMMENT YOUR TUMBLR.
    mine's elizagrace420.tumblr.com

  11. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    you: will you be my valentine?
    him: lol no
    REJECTED
    © format and quote by: h0peful

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Yelling random numbers at
    someone who is counting.

  13. khsoc02 khsoc02
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    "Quick, pretend your sleeping!"
    never gets old.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z +2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x
    (hold your cursor over this quote)
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I respect blind people.
    Why? Because they judge others by their personality, not by their looks.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    A police officer came up to me yesterday and said,
    "Where were you between four and six?"
    I said, "Kindergarten."

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Hearing your favorite song on the radio
    is much more exciting than on your ipod.

  19. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Love you <3
    ILoveYouToo <3
    Is there something wrong with your space bar?
    No, there's just no space for me to love anybody else. <3

  20. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    me: who wants to be my valentine?
    world: *silence*
    me: okay now let's not all shout at once

:)

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