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Mockingjay

1. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   Deep stuff #1
   Don't treat people badly because of what they did once, they have probably changed their minds.
   Should I make a series?
   
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2. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 1:05pm UTC
   "I hate the word
   homophobia,
   it's not an phopia.
   You are an assh*le."
   -Morgan Freeman.
   
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3. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:25pm UTC
   A free Macbook and iPad to bring home in the sake of homework, continuos exchange-student projects AND top-notch education? I am beginning to think that my school is the best in the world. ♥
   
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4. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:02pm UTC
   "Yo hablo sicko. She went home, sick."
   -Hanna Marin, Pretty little liars (season 3 episode 12 "The Lady Killer")
   
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5. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 10:33am UTC
   I wonder if people with
   huge silicone boobies ever feel like they haveT-rex arms.
   NMF
   
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6. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   We live in a world where...
   MACHINES
   BUILD
   MACHINES
   THAT BUILD
   MACHINES
   
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7. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 7:19am UTC
   Facts about
   Sweden #4
   In Sweden, you open the presents in the evening the day before they do in America.
   
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8. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 7:17am UTC
   I just reached 30 followers and I am so excited even though everyone else has like 31234567891234567 but that is okay because I am severely awkward.
   THAN K YOU <3
   
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9. Mockingjay
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 8:11am UTC
   Facts about
   Sweden #3
   In the middle of the summer,
   Swedes build a giant pen!s in the middle of a
   field and dance around it to fertilize the ground.
   It is an ancient ritual performed to create a better
   harvest.
   
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10. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:07am UTC
    Facts about
    Sweden #2
    The word "gift" in Swedish means both
    "marriage" and "poison".
    
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11. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:04am UTC
    Facts about
    Sweden #1
    The word "kiss" in Swedish means "pee".
    
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12. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I just realized that I praize Steve like a God and live to follow his rules.
    
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13. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Carly: I threw a wish in the well,
    don't ask me I'll never tell.
    I looked to you as it fell,
    and now you're in my way
    Me: I threw a kid in the well,
    don't ask me I'll never tell.
    I will regret this in hell,
    but he was in my way.
    NMQ
    
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14. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I w i l l b e i m p r e s s e d
    when 3D actually makes it feel like something is coming towards you, instead of something just feeling like it's in front of something else on the screen.
    
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15. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    A while ago, I dreamt
    that my dad sold me to Darth Vader as I was in the bathroom,
    so I rolled up in the shower curtain and hid next to the toilet.
    No wonder I was bad at Hide & Seek as a child.
    
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16. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:26am UTC
    Plot twist: I get an top quote.
    
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17. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Whenever I have watched a scary movie
    I just stay up until it gets light outside
    so I don't get eaten by zombies while sleeping.
    PROBLEM SOLVED.
    
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18. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    My boredness has come to the point where
    I play music loudly
    in the middle of the night just to annoy my neighbors.
    
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19. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    When you come up with an awesome quote,
    but you don't post it because it makes you seem insane.
    And then you see a similar one on Top quotes.
    
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20. Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Me: I have on life,
    Me: a cat has nine lifes,
    Me: but Mario has unlimited lifes...
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: give me your secret Mario!
    
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