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  1. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    When Boys...#56
    Brag to their friends about you.

  2. biamontet1 biamontet1
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    ways to throw up:
    5% stick their fingers down their throat.
    95% do the cinnamon challenge
    nmf

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    "Did you do your homework?"
    "Did you grade my test?"
    "I have other student's tests to grade"
    "I have other teacher's homework to do."

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Today I ate a Tootsie Pop.
    It took 506 licks to get to the center.
    You're welcome world.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Volleyball is just a more intense version of
    "dont let the balloon touch the floor."

  6. Marz_Barca Marz_Barca
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    I like sports, I'm not girly, I hate makeup and all that stuff, I don't care about eating a gazillion calories, I'm happier sitting in front of the TV then going outside, unless there's nothing good on, I change my mind all the time, I can get moody and angry if you push me enough, I don't like people who think they are better than others, I win arguments, I'm really close to my family, I don't like change, I can get really emotional but I hide it, nearly all the sad songs relate to my life, my dream is to become a time traveller, I like movies, I'm not the kind of girl who loves a band or goes crazy over boybands, I'm a good liar but feel guilty, I never seem to be able to reach my expectations, I want perfect but cannot be asked to get it, I hate people who say 'I can't live without my phone/iPod/laptop' because I feel angry at how much the treasure worthless objects, society today angers me, my friends don't keep me sane, I make them insane, I wish I had someone that I could tell EVERYTHING to but I always seem to hide a few things, I'm crazy, I'm not shy but can be, I'm a proud person and will get angry if you criticise my family, friends, background or personality, cos I'm pretty sure you ain't flawless, I'm not patient, I'm a Muslim, my family is from Pakistan, I love where I come from, I think goats are cute, I like Vimto, hate Marmite, like olives but way prefer the black ones, I'm immature, I still like to go onto Stardoll, I don't ever want to become the kind of person who compromises their happiness for a quiet life, but I also doubt that I will become the kind of person who goes out partying every night, I'm not very healthy, I eat a lot of crap and hardly excercise but wouldn't smoke or drink or do drugs, I can get embarassed quite easily, sometimes I am nosy, I hate my skin, but spots love it, there's some imperfections of me which I love, and others which I hate, I hate those who make out like they're perfect, because they're not real, I'm not afraid to get in trouble because I'm a kid, but I also work hard at school so I know I have a bright future, I like reading, writing fiction stories, Michael McIntyre is hilarious, reality tv makes me laugh, because I love how the people watching it criticise the participants but cannot see how low their own lives are, the majority of people I hate probably hate me too but I don't care, usually, I like watching Eastenders and Waterloo Road, I support FC Barcelona in football, and Pakistan in cricket, Afridi is amazing, right now I am wondering how long I have been typing, I am writing this while still in my school uniform, I don't like people knowing everything about me, I am sad because someone extremely important in my life is now gone, I want to know everything, Amir Khan is a brilliant boxer and didn't deserve to lose against Lamont Peterson, Real Madrid is not a football club, it is a shirt selling company, I think that this has really helped, and if you are still reading you have no idea how patient you really are, because I can be a difficult person sometimes, and always wonder how other people feel about me, if they are hiding their feelings or genuinely find me funny, thank you for reading.
    COS IM ME

  7. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    A kid at my school gets bulllied and I am his only friend. What they dont know is that he has been bullied to the point where he tried to kill himself
    APlease Fave This In Honor Of Him

  8. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    TEXTS #85
    Boy: You're coming to my wedding.
    Girl: You already know who you're marrying?
    Boy: Yeah, she's gorgeous.
    Girl: Oh, I bet!
    Boy: She's perfect. She just makes my life
    Girl: Cool
    Boy: So I have a question...
    Girl: ?...
    Boy: Will you marry me?

  9. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Story of the day..
    Best friend: "Baby , baby , baby ohhh"
    Me: "Who sings that song?"
    Best friend: "Justin Bieber"
    Me:" Yeah , well lets keep it that way"

  10. SketchyLovesNoey SketchyLovesNoey
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    ████████████████████████████
    That moment when you try
    to stay mad at a friend,
    but you can't because
    they make you laugh
    even in a fight.
    ████████████████████████████

  11. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    10 faves-I'll admit to him i like him
    20 faves-I'll say he looks cute
    40 faves- I'll ask him out
    200 faves- I'll say I love him
    300 faves- I'll kiss him on the cheek
    nmf

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Dear Ceiling Fan,
    if you could hold my weight, i'd never be bored again.

  13. CiBouchie CiBouchie
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are:
    Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.

  14. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    I don't care who you are,
    odds are I've probably already
    stalked you on facebook.

  15. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!”
    The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
    She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
    The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off –go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

  16. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Fave if...
    Your a bit sad over something right now.
    you lost a friend.
    your mad.
    you go on witty ALMOST everyday.
    life sucks for you sometimes.
    your reading this quote.
    girlytomboy100.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. xoemi29xo xoemi29xo
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    *school*
    In class: 1+1= 2
    Homework: 1+2+7= 10
    On a test: If Andrew had 3
    oranges and 2 apples calculate
    the volume of the sun.

  20. iLovezyaahx iLovezyaahx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I wish love was like volleyball, you call "mine" and everyone backs off..

:)

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