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  1. chloeesmith chloeesmith
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    What if we woke up,
    As a baby, and our WHOLE life
    Had been a dream...

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    The worst sight
    in the world
    Is seeing your mom cry.

  3. Angie5436 Angie5436
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Spongebob:
    "Can you hear me?"
    Patrick:
    "No, it's too dark"

  4. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Let's have a kissing fight. (;

  5. itsallie0x itsallie0x
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    im not a
    photogropher
    but...
    i can picture us together. ♥

  6. wishxyouxwherexhere wishxyouxwherexhere
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    getting a cute text...
    allcredittocaptivated
    and trying not to smile, because your mom is in the room and she'll ask who you're talking to(:

  7. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    No smoking in the building.
    I'm not.
    Oh yes you are;)

  8. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Good thing I brought my library card,
    cause I'm checkin' you out[;
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Here, let me tie your shoelaces
    so you want fall for anyone else ♥
    jimmy365
    nmf/nmq just one that i really like

  10. cfc15nick15 cfc15nick15
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    i only play video games
    so that i can pause them
    when you text me ♥

  11. stories4212 stories4212
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    If a guy treats you like a princess,
    you should know he was raised by a queen.

  12. Head Plastic (Regina George)* Head Plastic (Regina George)*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Are you a 30 degree angle
    cause you're looking acute(;

  13. bethebeats bethebeats
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    nmq. all credit to lucas.
    My girlfriend's name is sleep
    and I get some every night. ;)

  14. bethebeats bethebeats
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    turn off; when girls are a bigger flirt than us guys. like c'mon. you just make yourself look easy.

  15. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    /////////////////////
    "Ugh, it's so hot in here.
    "Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to leave?" (;
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    /////////////////////
    jayciecutie01's format

  16. jessandlucasforever jessandlucasforever
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Better then your ex ;
    Fresher than your next.
    (;
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. iluvu98 iluvu98
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    If a guy is funny,
    he is automatically ten times cuter

  18. Ryansk8s Ryansk8s
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    ░░░░ Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

  19. seriouslystupendous seriouslystupendous
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    'Hey, what's up?'
    "Gas prices"
    'You know what I mean, like... What's crackin?'
    "Nutshells."
    'Really? Fine... What's poppin?'
    "Corn."

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    YOLO
    You Only Live Once ♥

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