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1. Jade672
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 6:57pm UTC
   Admit it, you get a small rush of happiness when
   your crush likes your facebook picture or status.
   
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2. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 11:42pm UTC
   Those people you've liked since the day
   you've met them.
   nmf
   
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3. theunicorn
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 9:50pm UTC
   Sorry for the late responce,
   I fell asleep.
   Btich, you were on Witty.
   not mine, tumblr
   
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4. Blake32
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 10:49pm UTC
   That moment when you're around that girl and nothing else matters but
   HER♥
   
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5. lexielove143
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 10:15pm UTC
   Dear Girls,
   Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you, but we take hundreds.
   Sincerely,
   The Army<3
   
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6. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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7. jodielovee
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 9:15pm UTC
   True love.
   he could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be next to her because life is better when she's by his side..♥
   
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8. iminlovewithdanthechipmunk
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 3:13pm UTC
   "When i Get An Ipod I know the first song im putting on it ; no matter what"
   " What song?"
   " Young Forever <3"
   ( that was our song :] )
   -My best friend :)
   
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9. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 7:29pm UTC
   That horrible moment
   when you can feel someone losing
   interest in you.
   ♥
   
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10. orangeskittle2018
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    Cop: What's your birthday?
    Teen at bar: September 25
    Cop: What year?
    Teen: Every year
    Cop: Well played...
    
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11. sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Im hungry& i
    know it.
    ►NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE YUM!◄
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥
    
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12. cfc15nick15
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Me: thats a funny quote! fave that =)
    *clicks add to faves*
    "please sign in to fave this quote"
    *looks at top bar*
    WTF IVE BEEN SIGNED IN THIS WHOLE TIME!
    anyone else have this?
    
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13. Emily17
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    You build me up
    just to break me down.
    
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14. xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. jocelynn006
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    F a v e i f y o u c a n ...
    raed tihs whit no porlbem bceasue yuor jsut htat smrat.
    
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16. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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17. ilylotsxred
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you stretch and you sound like a dying whale.
    
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18. karaboo1300
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    dude i think im pregnant
    wtf, your a guy
    oh yeah, thanks man. i must have ate too much Taco Bell last night
    are you still drunk?
    CHALUPAAAAA!!!
    
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19. starmoonplay
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    We act like a couple.
    We talk like a couple.
    We look like a couple.
    But we aren't a couple.
    We should change that REAL soon.
    
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20. MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    i’ve liked you
    ever since i laid eyes on you. you just don't know it ..♥
    
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