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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Having a broken heart
is like having broken ribs.
On the outside you look fine,
but every breath
hurts...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC

It’s kind of like,
the difference between putting your hand on your own,
and him putting his hand on yours.
When you touch your hand, you don’t feel it,
nothing happens, it’s just there.
But when he has his hand there,
you feel everything.
Every move of his palm,
every squeeze of his hand,
and every brush of his finger.
And you feel it right down to your toes and up to your neck.
Everything in your body tingles,
but it’s the most wonderful thing ever.
Every move he makes,
he makes a difference.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 7:02am UTC

Me: *sings Sk8ter Boi*
Me: She was boy, he was a girl-
Me: Wait no.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC

it is the year 1800
a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
she thinks trousers are really cool
she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
"oh god what are you doing" everyone says
"trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
"it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
"she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
"she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
it is the year 2000
"i can't believe that there was a time when
they didn't think it was ok for woman to
wear pants!" everyone says
it is the year 2020
a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
he thinks skirts are really cool
he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
the mum makes the boy a skirt
"oh god what are you doing" everyone says
"skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
"it will make him gay" everyone says
"he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
"he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
it is the year 2300
"i can't believe there was a time when
people didn't think it was ok for a boy
to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
it is the year 2500
"i can't believe that people used to be
judged and restricted by the clothes
they wore and the gender society told
them they were," everyone says, "we
have much bigger issues to worry
about and what clothes someone
chooses to wear is really the least
of our problems."

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:16pm UTC

who else watches themselves on the monitor
whenever you walk into the supermarket?

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伤*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:07pm UTC

MY PARENTS NEED TO UNDERSTAND
that comparing me to others
ONLY MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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Connork11
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 4:31pm UTC

''Hey remember when Witty Profiles got in trouble for having bad words on it? It's happened again and I have 3 days to clean up the site. If your quotes have adult language, sexual language, swears, etc, please DELETE them. If the site isn't cleaned up within 3 days, advertising will be disabled and I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online anymore.''
-Steve
p.s I don't actually care if you saw it already. Some people didn't :)

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:22pm UTC

it's 2013 and i still can't teleport to other countries
to hang out with my internet friends.
is this some kind of joke

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Cazima*
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 3:20pm UTC

So today, I saw a pile of my sister's clothes in the middle of our room. So I decided to let her clean it.
*She came home from school*
Her: Have you seen the iPad?
Me: Yeah, fold your clothes and put them away first.
Her: No. I'll do it later.
Me: Whatever. You won't get the iPad till you do that.
Her: Fine, I'll just look for it myself
What she doesnt know, I hid it under her clothes pile.
*Half an hour later*
Her: Fine I'll do what you said.
*10 minutes later*
Her: Ohhhh!
Im so smart.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I would rather...
have a boyfriend who's dorky but a total sweatheart,
than a really hot guy who is a player and flirts with every girl.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC

there are mean parents
and then there are parents who
turn off the wifi at night
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 4:00pm UTC

It’s when
I’m standing six feet away from you
and not being able to find the words to tell you
how much I love you
and how much I miss you
that I want to just scream to the whole room
that I’m in love with you,
but I can’t...

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OreoLover
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
A Witty Party.
It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
and the prizes would include little band member/
book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
they're all played by the end of the night,
and we'd just have the best time ever.

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iknowyoutoo
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 8:03pm UTC

we all have those "best friends forever" that we aren't even friends with anymore.

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