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December 15, 2012 5:56pm UTC

That awkward moment
when someone says that mermaids don't exist
and you're sitting right next to them.

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kairTheBoy
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November 21, 2012 3:52pm UTC

and they´re all like "why didnt
you text back?"
what am i supposed to reply to
"LOL"

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kairTheBoy
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November 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC

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SoccerGirl1016
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November 21, 2012 3:27pm UTC

One does not simply drive home from McDonalds without eating any fries.

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Austinn
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November 20, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Teenager Post # 7529
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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ilovepenguins46
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November 20, 2012 6:27pm UTC

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you,
I would start thinking about you.

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yourcool
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November 20, 2012 8:03pm UTC

it's funny because even to this day,
I have never ate a twinkie. and now that they’re going out of business, I feel like I missed out on something great.

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yourcool
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November 20, 2012 8:00pm UTC

somthing to ponder over:
the kids born in 2000 will be teenagers next year.

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Abby. *
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November 20, 2012 5:26pm UTC

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ilovepenguins46
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November 20, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I typed an essay
in Word about Bugs Bunny, I then saved it as "Whats Up.doc"

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:32pm UTC

you never really know someone until
you play Uno with them and the mother/cker hits you with a Draw Four.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

christmas is so close i can almost
smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

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Loveforever713
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November 18, 2012 7:55am UTC

Pet Peeve # 24
When people leave crumbs in the butter container.

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC

*opens a can of pringles*
Me: This could be the start of something new, it feels so right to be here with you oooh

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jimboslice3
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November 17, 2012 11:01pm UTC

I hope you like my new unique recipe.
They're called Shut the fucupcakes.
cookiedoughformats

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, there's a party at club penguin and I can't miss it.

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC

She thinks she’s ugly.
He thinks she’s the most beautiful girl in the world.
S he compares herself to other girls trying
to be the prettiest one there is.
He tries to show her that she doesn’t need to.
She thinks she’s fat.
He tells her she’s beautiful the way she is.
She thinks she’s not worth it.
He shows that he’ll always be there for her no matter what.
She thinks too low of herself.
He brings her up by showing her love, care, compassion each day.

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pieloverhehe5225
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November 17, 2012 10:22pm UTC

I wasn't your "typical" self-harmer.
I didn't cut, nor did I burn myself.
I didn't turn to alcohol or weed.
I was a big thinker when I was younger.
I turned to the stairs.
I tired breaking my bones, by flinging myself down the stairs.
I say "tried" because I never actually broke a bone.
I took this as a sign that maybe I was worth more than I gave myself credit for
am..............

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nosociallife
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November 17, 2012 11:12pm UTC

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November 6, 2012 5:36pm UTC

So today, I decided to wear my
Vote For Pedro
shirt in honor of the election. While walking through the hallway, all of the boys smiled and laughed and appreciated that I wore that shirt. All of the girls kept asking me
"Who's Pedro? You mean the kid in our grade?"
I just about punched every last one of them in the face.

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