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  1. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    “what are you twelve”
    yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Fragments From a Junior's Thoughts
    Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
    Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
    Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
    I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
    Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
    I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
    I'm so lost
    Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 11:47am UTC
    *Follows dreams* *Dreams don't follow back* *Unfollows dreams*

  4. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    When you think you're on your period
    but it's a false alarm.

  5. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    my sister sat on the floor,
    coloring on a giant piece of red paper.
    "what ya got there, Kristin?" i asked.
    she looked up at me with her big blue eyes and said,
    "i'm making a card."
    "for who?" i wondered.
    "It's this kid at my school. he was absent on his birthday..."
    i watched her sign her name with a heart and close up the paper.
    "hey lauren, will you drive me to his house to drop it off?"
    i nodded my head because it was obvious she liked this kid.
    my sister smiled and put on her shoes.
    when we got in the car my sister knew exactly where to go.
    i was listening to her directions as we pulled up to the driveway.
    but it was no house we had arrived at, it was the hospital.
    i followed my sister into the front door and over the the desk
    "can i see billy franklin?" my sister asked.
    the nurse smiled and let my sister follow behind her.
    we arrived to this room with the name billy franklin on the door in crayon.
    i watched as my six year old sister walked up to his bed.
    the little boy looked very weak, with loose patches of hair.
    it was easy to tell he had cancer
    but my sister walked up to him and handed him his card
    suddenly, he looked less weak as he started to smile.
    "i felt bad you missed your birthday. i love you, billy..." my sister said.
    the poor little boy smiled and gave my sister a little half hug.
    my eyes were getting teary as my sister held his hand and just talked to him.
    now that, was love.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    maybe i'll meet a cute guy,
    that will think i'm beautiful,
    treat me right, be my bestfriend,
    & become my boyfriend.
    ....loljk, i crack myself up.

  7. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    I always see these quotes about adorable stories where a random little kid gave them a flower or when they went to buy makeup a guy at the store told them they don't need it or something equally as cute and I just really wonder if people are making these up or I'm just exceptionally ugly because nothing like that has ever happened to me.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    My brother walked into my room.
    He asked what the worst day of my life was.
    I said 'i dont know.' and he said
    'mine was today.'
    i asked him why and he was silent.
    i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
    he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
    he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
    and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
    my heart broke.
    he's only 9.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
    Who doesn't buy it?

  10. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Normal people with their crush
    Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
    Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

  13. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 6:19am UTC
    When you say you hate everyone and then there's this one person like 'Except for me' I'm just there like
    "hahaha, no especially you''

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