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  1. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    God
    Has no phone, but i still talk to him
    God
    Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend
    god
    has no Twitter, but i still follow him♥

  2. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    People really need to start thinking
    before saying stuff to people , because words can hurt and leave wonds on the heart♥

  3. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    i wonder what would happen if i walked through sea world with a fishing pole...

  4. Cassiee9715 Cassiee9715
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    & who else loves Birthday Cake Ice Cream?(;

  5. Cassiee9715 Cassiee9715
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're about to message someone,
    then they go offline. ♥
    &&

  6. ry22 ry22
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:20am UTC
    I dont believe
    In 11.11
    But boy,
    I'd wish for you.

  7. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    You are in a relationship with Him.
    ♥ About A Minute Ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    You think this is the best relationship status in the universe.

  8. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    [[ Girl on her period ]]
    Girl:Hey can you check for me?
    friend:Sure, walk infront of me!
    *looks at butt*
    "Nope, you're good"
    only me?

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    fact ;
    birthdays are good for your health
    studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

  10. peacelovemusic47 peacelovemusic47
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Today's my birthday!
    A few faves for fifteen years?
    Cause when you're fifteennn.♥

  11. Natechar Natechar
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 11:19am UTC
    I need you right here, by my side
    You're everything I'm not in my life.
    We're indestructible, we are untouchable
    Nothing can take us down tonight
    You are so beautiful, it should be criminal
    That you could be mine.
    And we will make it out alive
    I'll promise you this love will never die!
    <3


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  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 11:51pm UTC
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  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    When a man's love is true,
    he wouldn't care if you get fat, old or wrinkled.
    He loves your heart,
    not your body.

  15. original4life original4life
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    I love when: #1 a boy tries to make you laugh or smile on purpose when your upset.♦♥♦

  16. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    That weird moment when
    you thought your phone vibrated..but it didn't.

  17. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    reading old messages
    and smiling like the first time you read it.

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:05pm UTC
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  19. peacelovemusic47 peacelovemusic47
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    The awkward moment when,
    you're too lazy to actually read this because the words are too close together.

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 7:17pm UTC
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