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ohmygollygumdrops

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Member Since: 9 Jul 2011 06:17pm

Last Seen: 31 Mar 2012 12:43am

user id: 192701

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  1. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl I push doors that clearly say PULL I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there I count on my fingers in math class I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave I wish for Love every 11:11, [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain I say its a long story when it's really not I fall in love too hard too fast all I want is to kiss you in the rain -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  2. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please... Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s? Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  3. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 11:40am UTC
    your head might want you to do something but your heart is telling you what you really want to do and you need to listen because you might regret it in the end

  4. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Best things in life are free: A hug, a smile, a kiss, optimism, love, laughter, dreams, passion, imagination, faith, happiness, care, miracles, and attitude!

  5. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    i wonder what would happen if i walked through sea world with a fishing pole...

  6. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    it's cute how you're attemting to put up with my craazy! (:

  7. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    when we touch dont ever let me goo! <33333

  8. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  9. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  10. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  11. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  12. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  13. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  14. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  15. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    If you can only love me in my dreams...then let me sleep forever! <3

  16. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    my name in urban dictionary:
    A name for a girl. French, means "dark". like dark hair, olive skin. people named Melanie are always really pretty and super nice. just sexy, if you will. used to say it when seeing a pretty girl, but they obviously will never match up to her standards. DAMN!!!!! That girl is definitely a Melanie.
    <3
    i knew it(;

  17. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:47am UTC
    test your tounge

  18. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:43am UTC
    I never admit or
    deny anything it makes
    me more interesting. (:

  19. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:38am UTC
    The universe is
    laughing behind
    your back.

  20. ohmygollygumdrops ohmygollygumdrops
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:33am UTC
    I’m smiling.
    This should scare you.
    XD<3

:)

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