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Colgate
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May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Going to a friend's house:
Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
Me: What's your wifi password?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 23, 2012 9:03am UTC

"Would you rather lose hair or
Lose Louis?"
Harry: "Lose hair."
-OneDirectionQuotes

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XOandrea257
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 10:16am UTC

That Beautiful Moment
when you walk into class and there's a sub.

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beanx124578

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May 23, 2012 10:44am UTC

Putting on jeans:
Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

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BravoSierra
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May 23, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Me: *gets out of the shower*
Me: *sits in front of the computer wrapped up in a towel for 30 minutes*

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Abbi521
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May 23, 2012 2:07pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
When I Go To Bed
half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios
in my head.

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伤*
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Yesterday
Harry fell down on stage
and hurt his wrist
(OneDirection)

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_broken615_
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May 23, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Confession #3
I don't cry very much but when I do it's usually because
I just can't take it anymore.
nmf/follow for a follow :)

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cupcakes_X
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 6:07am UTC

My Room May Be Messy
But
I know where everything is.
Just me?
♥
nmf.

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BravoSierra
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April 2, 2012 3:07pm UTC

credittoforgeter
"That's what."
-She

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SkyBluexxx
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April 2, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Him: heyy, what you up to?
me: nothing much, eating :)
Him: I love how you love food. What'cha thinking about?
Me: Food...
Him: That's not fair...
Me: What's not?
Him: I thought you were thinking about me :(
Me: Every time I eat, I'll think about you.
Him: *2 seconds later* DEAL.
Me: You agreed so quickly!?
Him: You always eat food ;)
Me: Gee... I feel fat. Are you calling me fat?!
Him: NO! But even if you were fat, I'd still love you :)
Me: Aww, that warms my fat heart x
Him: You're my girl friend, It's my job to make you happy.
Me: What? We're not dating.
Him: We are now ;) x
& that is how it happened.

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