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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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Steve
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June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC

She straightens her hair
puts on her eyeliner,
glosses her lips &
takes one last look in the mirror,
all for the boy who will never care.

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j3susfr3ak
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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standinginsilence
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

So today at school..
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were-
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:41pm UTC

This is really weird
At the end of this you are asked a question. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. This is a fun test and kinda spooky at the same time. Be sure to comment if you're among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what this means after you take this.
Now, just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15+6
3+56
89+2
75+26
25+52
63+32
Don't worry, it's almost over. xD
123+5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom.
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among the 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of people answer red hammer while doing this. Comment what you got! I wanna see how normal (or abnormal) my fellow Wittians are! I got red hammer. Did you?
Credit to http://skeptacles.blogspot.com/2005/08/98-red-hammer.html

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:40am UTC

i hope my nintendogs are alright
i haven't fed them in
6 years
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Virginity is like a pencil. Once you give it to someone,
you're not getting it back.

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phee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 5:27pm UTC

when you are sad,
just remember
that somewhere in this world
there's an idiot
pulling a door
that says...
'push'

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:59am UTC

valentines day
(5 of 10)
you know when
a person is so hot you just
want to shake his mothers
hand and say 'well done'
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:10pm UTC

i may not be cute, smart or funny but
at least i'm not a mass murderer.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:13pm UTC

me: why is this book over
me: why couldn't it be longer
me: what am i supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
me: don't look at me like that.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:30pm UTC

me: what do people even
talk about on dates
friend: what are dates
me: wrinkly fruit i heard
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

shoutout to the kids who
put the correct answers in the textbook.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i bet microwaves are just actually filled with
a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot.

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