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  1. music_is_forever1 music_is_forever1
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    *my spanish teacher trying to explain masculine and feminine words*
    Her: Spanish words are like a clothing store; you got the girls' section (the feminine words), and the guys' section (the masculine words)
    Her: To determine the adjective, you have to decide if it's masculine or feminine
    Her: But Spanish words are a lot like buying clothes from the clothing store.
    Her: You know, girls are going to head over to check out all the pretty skirts and accessories,
    Her: And then all the guys go to the boys' side.
    Her: But like some words in Spanish, there will be a guy one time that, instead, goes over to the girls' section.
    Her: And sometimes, the girl will go and buy from the boys' section.
    Some kid: So they're gay?
    Some other kid: But wait, what if the guy goes to the girls' section to buy jewelry for his girlfriend?
    Her: Well they don't have girlfriends.
    Her: Or boyfriends.
    Her: They're forever alone like you are.
    True. story.

  2. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    Music is my lover.

  3. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    I've known you since kindergarten, I can't believe you did it, you always seemed so happy :/ too bad we weren't as close as we used to be, rest in paradise angie ♥


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. YourMomLikesFood YourMomLikesFood
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    THIS ISN'T ABOUT WHO I
    'deserve', It's about who I want.

  6. JohnGreen JohnGreen
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    What's the point
    of being alive if you don't
    atleast try to do something
    r e m a r k a b l e ?

    - John Green

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    I wish you could see
    how much you mean to me.

  8. 1Dimaginettes 1Dimaginettes
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 11:02am UTC
    I'm pretty sure I'd make the best girlfriend ever,
    But no one would ever know

  9. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:21am UTC
    I'd rather be a kid and play with
    paper planes,
    than be a man and play with
    woman's heart
    ~Niall James Horan

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 6:11am UTC
    Fave if
    you are wearing/should be wearing/ wishes to wear/ once wore/ hate wearing/ miss your
    Braces.
    Mq please don't steel it

  11. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:41am UTC
    I'm sorry.
    I'm sorry that I constantly want to talk to you.
    I'm sorry that when you take ages to reply, I get upset.
    I'm sorry if I say things that might p!ss you off.
    I'm sorry if you don't wanna talk to me like I wanna talk to you.
    I'm sorry if I think about you too much, too often.
    I'm sorry if I say things that I don't really mean.
    I'm sorry if I tell you about my pointless drama when you don't care.
    I'm sorry if I come off as clingy.
    I'm sorry but it's just me missing you.

  12. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Boys,
    if there's a girl out there who makes you smile,
    just by hearing the sound of her name,
    she's a keeper.
    If she makes you feel special just by being there,
    or just being herself,
    she's a keeper.
    Maybe she's the type who loves to have a good time and is confident and she doesn't care what she looks like.
    Or maybe she's insecure
    and feels like she has to please people.
    Maybe she's both.
    Either way, if she always makes you feel that certain feeling,
    She's a keeper.
    this is my quote, and no this wasn't made by ThatsSoMee lol :)

  13. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:24am UTC
    3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

  14. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    1st day of school: *looks nice and dresses nice*
    Rest of the year: *rokin the homeless look*
    *story of my life*

  15. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    I remember when I was 11 the biggest problem in my life was
    deciding which Sprouse twin I was going to marry.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 6:19am UTC
    she wears short skirts
    i wear t shirts
    she's cheer captain
    and i've got more followers
    on witty than her

  17. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    You never know how dirty song lyrics are...
    Until you hear a child sing them.

  18. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
    A Witty Party.
    It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
    and the prizes would include little band member/
    book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
    we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
    they're all played by the end of the night,
    and we'd just have the best time ever.

:)

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