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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:40am UTC
    We're in too deep,
    can't think about giving it up
    But i never thought love would
    feel like a heart attack

  3. GlitterGold GlitterGold
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:45am UTC
    69% of people find something dirty in every sentence...

  4. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:08am UTC
    My Parents accused me of being a liar.
    So, I looked them straight in the eye and said,
    "Tooth Fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny."
    And walked away like a boss

  5. bkewl bkewl
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:13am UTC
    My maturity depends
    on who im with........

  6. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Time spent in the shower:
    25%-daydreaming
    25%-building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
    20%-Turning in a circle to mantain even hot water distribution.
    10%-Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
    7%-washing hair.
    3%-washing other body parts.

  7. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when the toilet won't flush and there is a line for the bathroom.

  8. Bubblezzz Bubblezzz
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    GUY:I won't know why you wear a bra. You have nothing to put in it.
    GIRL: You wear pants....
    LOL Heard this at the mall...

  9. CokiieMonster CokiieMonster
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Wittian: Follow Me I'll Follow Bac
    Me:*Follows*
    *2500000000 Years Later*
    Wittian: *Follows Back*

  10. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    The only thing that keep's me going is...
    the fact that I know you love me as much as I love you
    LOL jk. I love food to much to die.

  11. Michelle288 Michelle288
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    My friend Stephanie walks up to me wearing a hoodie and sunglasses.
    Me: "God, Steph. Don't go gansta on me."
    She unzips her hoodie to reveal a One Direction t-shirt.
    Me: "Oh. Never mind."

  12. Mrsleohoward Mrsleohoward
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    WITH EVERY
    CRUSH
    there is some degree of stalking

  13. skittleslover24 skittleslover24
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    I remember
    your barefeet down the hallway. I love you to the moon and back


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. TurtlecalledJimmy TurtlecalledJimmy
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    H33y w@t$ r0ng?" ........Obviously your education.

  16. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    School is a jail. The classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we are the prisoners. 😢

  17. brispiin* brispiin*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    happy birthday to our special snowflake <3
    9/13/93

  18. brispiin* brispiin*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    feeling..
    broken
    incomplete
    destroyed
    unwanted
    worthless
    that i could do so much better
    anyone else?

  19. brispiin* brispiin*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    just don't know what else i can do anymore.

  20. brispiin* brispiin*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:40am UTC
    holding hands &
    getting butterflys
    ...
    yesterday it felt just like old times <3

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