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melody1717

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Member Since: 9 Aug 2012 10:38am

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melody1717
So Happy That I Could
Puke A Rainbow :D








Hi! My name is Stephanie and I am from Cali. ,
I speak  english
If you don’t notice I love rainbows! xD



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  1. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Me: *See's hot guy at the mall* OH HEY.
    Me: yeah. he totally wants me,
    Me: who am i kidding. everyone wants me. EVEN THAT OLD LADY
    Me: *facepalm* yeah. not happening.
    Me: *sings* I WISHHH I COULD GET A HOTT GUYYYY
    Me: *hot guy looks at me* oh my god. is he looking?
    Me: *smiles* ahhhh omg he is smiling at me.
    Me: * stands up and starts walking towards me* omgomgomg
    Me: omg what do i say. omg. ah.
    Me: *hugs and kisses his girlfriend* damn. thought i had chances

  2. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Skipping over the sand and cobblestone path
    That wind through the trees
    Breathing the sweet ocean air
    Makes a shy boy aware
    That he could be free
    (Owl City Love.)

  3. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    ● ● ● ● ● ●
    -________-
    ● ● ● ● ● ●
    Quots
    ● Wow, that bít(c) has got more problems than a maths book.
    ● Rhinoes are just... Fat Unicorns...
    ● Im bored -.-

  4. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:29am UTC
    Please read this it will change u
    Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
    Boy: no
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: no
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: no
    Girl: would you cry if i left?
    Boy: no
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: no way
    Girl: What would u choose, your life or mine?
    Boy: my life
    The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her and tells her:
    Boy: The reason you're not pretty is because your BEAUTIFUL.
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're ALWAYS on my mind.
    The reason I don't like you is because I LOVE you.
    The reason I don't want you is because I NEED you.
    The reason I won't cry if you left because I'd DIE if you left.
    The reason I won't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
    The reason I'd choose my life is because you ARE my life.
    Put this on your page if you would want a guy to say this to you
    ____♥♥♥_____♥♥♥_____ __♥_____♥_♥_____♥___

  5. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:24am UTC
    That awkward moment when your Mom sits down next to you while you’re on the computer and you are like (`-`) (._. ) (• - •) ( ._.) ( ` -`)
    <33

  6. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:21am UTC
    Yes, I made a mistake,
    no, you don't have to remind me all the time.

  7. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:02am UTC
    ••••••••••••••••
    where there is love
    there is life
    ••••••••••••••••

  8. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:59am UTC
    life is a struggle, accept it.
    life is a dream, realize it.
    life is a challenge, meet it.
    life is a duty, complete it.
    life is sorrow, overcome it.
    life is a tragedy, confront it.
    life is an adventure, dare it.
    life is luck, make it.
    life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
    life is beauty, admire it.
    life is bliss, taste it.
    life is a game, play it.
    life is a promise, fulfil it.
    life is a song, sing it.
    life is too precious, do not destroy it.
    life is life, fight for it

  9. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:51am UTC
    (¯• _ •¯)
    This is bob
    Bob likes you
    Bob has a sharp object
    I sudgest you run away

  10. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:44am UTC
    Apple=Vitamin.
    Vitamin=Strength.
    Strength=Power.
    Power=Money.
    Money=Girls.
    Girls=Se(x).
    Se(x)=Aids.
    Aids=Death.
    So who wants an apple? ;]

  11. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:42am UTC
    Okay future boyfriend stop playing hide and seek now
    <3

  12. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:38am UTC
    2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion

  13. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Dear Acne Commercials,
    Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom floor is soaking wet now

  14. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Pretending
    your towel is a designer dress
    right after you just took a shower.

    no your not the only one who does it cx

  15. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough

  16. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Please read this <33
    Some time ago, I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport.
    Staying near the security gate, they hugged, and the mother said, “I love you, and I wish you enough.”
    The daughter answered, “Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom.”
    They kissed, and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there, I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy, but she welcomed me in by asking, “Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?”
    Yes, I have,” I replied. “Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?”
    “I am old, and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead, and the reality is – her next trip back will be for my funeral,” she said.
    “When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, ‘I wish you enough.’ May I ask what that means?”
    She began to smile. “That’s a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone.” She paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail, and she smiled even more. “When we said, ‘I wish you enough,’ we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them.”

  17. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    long but worth it for sure
    After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
    There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”
    Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

  18. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:13pm UTC

    Niall Horan
    Being Single Doesn’t Mean You’re Weak. It Just Means You’re Willing To Wait For What You Deserve.”

  19. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    :)
    “This may look like a giant baby group, but we think it’s god damn cool.” ~ Louis Tomlinson

  20. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:34am UTC
    LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY BUTT,I WOULD SAY HEART BUT MY BUTT IS BIGGER ;}

:)

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