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Michelle288

1. Michelle288
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   December 13, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   I have to remind myself that it's not me who deserves to bleed.
   
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2. Michelle288
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   December 11, 2012 10:42pm UTC
   Life is like a pack of gum
   I've yet to figure out why.
   
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3. Michelle288
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   December 11, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   Dogs have owners.
   Cats have staff.
   
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4. Michelle288
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   December 11, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   "Feels like I'm constantly playing
   a game that I'm destined to lose."
   - One Direction, I Would
   One Direction inadvertantly sums up cancer.
   
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5. Michelle288
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   December 3, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   I'm sorry that I don't....
   - give all of my money to charity
   - only eat vegatbles
   - work out everyday
   - be nice to everyone I meet
   - get straight A's all the time
   - always look perfect
   - care what you think about me
   
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6. Michelle288
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   December 3, 2012 7:29pm UTC
   My Friend: "I'm serious!"
   Me: "You're not Sirius, he is...." *points*
   Sirius Black : "LOL"
   
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7. Michelle288
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   December 3, 2012 7:19pm UTC
   Sheesh, I make the most depressing quotes when I'm depressed. Who knew?
   
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8. Michelle288
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   December 1, 2012 11:37pm UTC
   I thought you'd at least have the decency to text me.
   But you never really cared, did you?
   
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9. Michelle288
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   December 1, 2012 11:35pm UTC
   You never really wanted me.
   So why did I try so hard?
   
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10. Michelle288
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    December 1, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    "Surrounded by people, yet so alone."
    I never understood that phrase until now.
    
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11. Michelle288
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    October 30, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    When you sit down on the floor of your shower and just let the water wash over you, you're either really depressed, or like me, too lazy to stand.
    
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12. Michelle288
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    October 28, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    It takes 1 minute for you to call her ugly
    And it takes her 10 years to get over it
    
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13. Michelle288
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    October 24, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    I find it ironic how I'm completly fine with all of the blood and gore in The Hunger Games, but just can't watch when Katniss is running from the forest fire.
    
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14. Michelle288
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    October 24, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    How can I own hundreds of bobby pins yet never be able to find one?
    
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15. Michelle288
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    October 22, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break our bones but words will break our spirit.
    - The Misfits by James Howe
    
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16. Michelle288
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    October 22, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    It's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try to kill Harry.
    Despite all his flaws, he's very concerned about education.
    
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17. Michelle288
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    October 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    I will never understand why it's soooooo cool to be obessed with a band no one has ever heard of.
    
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18. Michelle288
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    October 21, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    I don't know what it's like where you're from, but here we do something called "using our brains"
    
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19. Michelle288
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    October 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    I was reading the comments on a lyric quote, and one girl said "IT'S NOT A SONG DUHHHHHH"
    So I checked the commenter's profile.
    Yup, the kid's a fourth grader.
    
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20. Michelle288
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    October 21, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Please remember I'm still the same person I've always been. Nothing has changed, except now you know.
    I can't believe I'm finally doing this. But you deserve the truth.
    I'm a Directioner.
    
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