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Michelle288
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October 14, 2012 5:42pm UTC

On phone with friend:
Me: Are you still up for the mall today?
Friend: Sorry, I can't.
Me: Aww, why? Parents?
Friend: No, I'm having a bad hair day.
Me: 0_o
Me:
Me:
Me: Girl, I'm having a bad hair YEAR. You don't see me moping around my house.

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Michelle288
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October 13, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Horror movies don't scare me because the victims death's are always based off of revenge. And the only thing I did last summer was watch TV.
Fave if you get the reference :)

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Michelle288
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October 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Please tell me I'm not the only one who. . .
Sees a moth across the room, freaks, looks around, grabs my laptop and throws it at the moth.

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Michelle288
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October 13, 2012 8:35pm UTC

May an Oompa Loompa never sing about you.

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Michelle288
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October 11, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Is your heart taken?
Is somebody else on your mind?
I'm so sorry, I'm so confused, just tell me,
Am I outta time?
-One Direction

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Michelle288
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October 8, 2012 10:30am UTC

You know something is wrong when...
your bran cereal tastes like potato chips.

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Michelle288
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October 7, 2012 12:05am UTC

My hair is bipolar. It's perfect at home, and looks like a raccoon nest in public.

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Michelle288
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October 5, 2012 10:05pm UTC

My friend Stephanie walks up to me wearing a hoodie and sunglasses.
Me: "God, Steph. Don't go gansta on me."
She unzips her hoodie to reveal a One Direction t-shirt.
Me: "Oh. Never mind."

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Michelle288
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October 5, 2012 5:43pm UTC

Dr.Oz: "See, these lobsters are like enzymes. They move up your throat,
*puts live lobster on net labeled THROAT* and when the acid comes up, *pours water on lobster* they get turned on and eat the lining of your throat. That's acid reflex."
Me: WTF?

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Michelle288
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October 3, 2012 11:15pm UTC

Calling her ugly won't make you pretty

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Michelle288
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October 3, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Dear Liam,
Please get a haircut and stick with it. Zayn's hair may look weird, but at least it dosen't change every five minutes.
Sincerely,
An irratated fan

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Michelle288
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October 3, 2012 8:46pm UTC

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Michelle288
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October 3, 2012 5:58pm UTC

They say if a guy makes fun of you, he "secretly likes you"
I think a more accurate term is "publicly hates your guts"

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Michelle288
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October 3, 2012 2:13pm UTC

My friend Stephanie needs a clever name for her Witty account.
I suggested Step-On-Me.

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