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neverendinglove

1. brandneweyes
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 11:16pm UTC
   Mom:Did you get home safely?
   You:No,I died like 5 times.
   
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2. Breeze
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
   Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
   \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
   What did I do instead?
   I left my computer, left Witty,
   ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------
   
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3. valerieexrainbowss
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 4:29pm UTC
   and favorite this quote
   if you will still be single
   on November 12th.
   
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4. justlivey0urlif3
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   that moment of pure terror
   when you are facebook stalking someone and your computer freezes...
   
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5. BeMineBieber_xo
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 4:51pm UTC
   whenever my mom asks
   me who i'm texting;
   I automatically think of someone she would approve of.
   
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6. xoabbielaynexo
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 12:15pm UTC
   My daddy says
   if you don't have anything nice to say;
   don't say anything at all.
   Well.. My daddy's not here.
   &+ your a weenie!
   ♥
   -Michelle Tanner
   nmf
   
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7. rootmir9
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 10:39am UTC
   When I grow up
   I want a son first, then a daughter;
   So my son would beat up
   any boy that makes my little girl cry.
   
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8. KatieGurrrl16
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 3:43pm UTC
   Hi, I'm Justin Bieber
   And my hair costs more than your house.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. lovinglifetothemaximumba
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 2:43pm UTC
   Pretending to read your birthday card
   A f t e r t h e m o n e y ’ s f a l l e n o u t.
   ♥
   
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10. MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    OH, YOU CAN RAP SUPER BASS PERFECTLY?
    » cool. so can the rest of america.
    
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11. LeahxX
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    And who else thinks...
    that Max Russo
    is gonna be really good looking
    when his older.
    ♥
    
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12. MaiiEeeShaSha
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Fave this if...
    you were born in the 90's and HAVEN'T had a kid yet.
    
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13. californiasurfer
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a child, and decided on a name.
    Bay-B.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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15. kailaxxoo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 11:21am UTC
    When I say AWKWARD
    You say SILENCE
    
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16. RespectSoccer
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    The life I really
    want to live only exists
    in my daydreams.
    ~
    
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17. X0KatieX0711
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. BiebeFeveGirl
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    First to like a quote
    Logging on the next day to realize it's on the top.
    and you're like:
    " I made you famous "
    FORMAT B
    
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19. HerEyesHerEyes
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Beyonce
    dated, married THEN had a baby.
    Young ladies take note.
    
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20. wittyforever
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    that moment when you find out that,
    that the guy you like is doing stuff with another girl.
    
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