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I woudn't mind skinny dipping in the Niall river, you feel me?

One Direction♥

rootmir9
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July 30, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a f-cking dream I'm living in.

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July 7, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Your bullsh*t impresses no one

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June 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC

You can pay for school,
but you can't buy class.

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June 23, 2012 9:44pm UTC

What most girls want to hear: "You're perfect."
What I want to here: "Here are some free VIP One Direction tickets."

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June 8, 2012 7:11pm UTC

I'm okay.
Even if i'm not.
I'll tell you
i'm okay...

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June 8, 2012 2:43pm UTC

The Amazing Moment
when a question on a test gives
the answer to another question.
n m q

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June 8, 2012 2:29pm UTC

we all have stories that
we'll never tell
nmq

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June 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC

that long sarcastic laugh
you make before you say no
n m q

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rootmir9
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June 8, 2012 2:22pm UTC

TOMLINSON

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June 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC

I woudn't mind skinny dipping in the Niall river, you feel me?

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rootmir9
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June 8, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Satan: let there be menstruation.

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rootmir9
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June 8, 2012 1:49pm UTC

mess with my sleep and i'll mess with your existence.

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May 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC

One Direction Concert
My life is complete!♥

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May 27, 2012 5:57pm UTC

OMG!
ONE DIRECTION CONCERT IN
1 Day

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May 1, 2012 4:40pm UTC

"My fans tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them."
- Niall Horan♥

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January 22, 2012 4:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.

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November 26, 2011 5:07pm UTC

Accidents happen,
Go ask your f-cking parents
and they'll tell you.

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rootmir9
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 11:59am UTC

I'm a good enough person to firgive you.
But i'm not stupid enough to trust you.
Because trust is like glass
- once it's broken,
it's hard to fix.

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October 29, 2011 6:21pm UTC

click to see this quote

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October 28, 2011 8:12pm UTC

Guys are like bras,
they hookup
behind you're back.

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