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  1. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 1:48am UTC
    Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.

  2. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2016 9:48pm UTC
    "Remember the time I said, 'God, I'm ready to die'?
    Remember the time I said, 'God, just take my life'?
    Remember the time that I cried every single night
    And every thought about myself was out of spite?"

  3. just another asian* just another asian*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 1:58pm UTC
    them: wow! how are you so creative?!me: i ate paste when i was four

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2016 8:11pm UTC

    The thought of you is ever present. Somedays it is faint and small, like a whisper in the dark, and others, unbearable, like nails screeching down a chalkboard. But whatever the case, you are always on my mind — every day, every hour, every minute.
    —Beau Taplin

  5. jen* jen*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 10:28am UTC
    i write about you like i've known you for years but it's only cause i wanna

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 1:59pm UTC
    Her body existed only where he touched her. The rest of her
    was smoKe.

  7. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 2:10pm UTC
    MEMORY IS THE MOST
    IMPORTANT ASSET OF
    HUMAN BEINGS. IT'S A
    KIND OF FUEL; IT
    BURNS & WARMS YOU.
    Image is from tumblr, photographer unknown.

  8. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 2:17pm UTC

    It’s a marvelous thing, the ocean. For some reason when two people sit together looking out at it, they stop caring whether they talk or stay silent. You never get tired of watching it. And no matter how rough the waves get, you’re never bothered by the noise the water makes by the commotion of the surface - it never seems too loud, or too wild.
    —Banana Yoshimoto

  9. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 2:35pm UTC

    Soulmates aren't the ones who make you happiest, no. They're instead the ones who make you feel the most. Burning edges and scars and stars. Old pains and pangs, captivation and beauty. Strain and shadows and worry and yearning. Sweetness and madness and dreamlike surrender. They hurl you into the abyss. They taste like hope.
    —Victoria Erickson

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 2:39pm UTC
    it’s funny when home stops being the place you were born and instead becomes the place where you are loved, safe, and cherished.

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 2:42pm UTC
    You're a coward with a lion's roar. I was wrong, so wrong
    aBouT You.

  12. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 5:23pm UTC
    I'm tired of being
    put on the grill.
    Take me off!!!

  13. gab101901 gab101901
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2016 6:53pm UTC
    The worst thing in life is having something you want but know you can't have.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
    *My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
    Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
    Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
    Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
    Sister: Take notes then.
    Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
    Sister:
    Me: Score!
    Sister: Give it a rest.
    Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
    Sister: I could go on for forte days.
    Me: That would B major.
    Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
    Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
    Sister: You have some major problems.
    Me: I don't like your tone.
    Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
    Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
    Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
    Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
    Me: This is alto much for me.
    Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
    Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
    Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
    Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
    Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
    Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    “I don’t watch TV”
    proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    imagine an entire room and it's all bed.
    no floor, just bed.
    you roll too far to one side?
    don't worry, bed's still there.
    all is bed.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder what would happen if
    a famous person came into your classroom and was looking just for you?

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume?
    It would be like a traveling concert.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    all i do
    at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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