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  1. wishful wishful
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO
    disappear?

  2. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    You were wrong
    I am worth something

  3. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    All I wanted
    was somebody who cares

  4. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  7. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    It's hard to love again,
    when the only way it's been, when the only love you knew,
    just walked away.

  9. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. love14ever love14ever
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Every time she laughs she hope's he's watching. Hoping that he will fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his.

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Liam: "After a concert I realized that the
    Bus was leaving without me."
    Harry: "And you were running and screaming!"

  12. GivesMeHope6BillionSecrets GivesMeHope6BillionSecrets
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    My younger brother (16) has cancer and there's a good chance he won't make it.
    Yet, before he went into surgery today, he looked at his girlfriend of 3 years and said "Babe, do you want to have our 50th anniversary in Europe or on a cruise?"
    -GivesMeHope

  13. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    *30 years from now*
    *What Makes You Beautiful starts playing on car radio*
    Me: Oh my...*starts fangirling/crying*
    Kids: Mom are you oka--
    Me: SHUT UP YOUR FATHER IS SINGING!

  14. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I actually feel guilty
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Be the kind of girl you would want your daughter to be.

  16. connorbradleylovesyou connorbradleylovesyou
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Fav if you like when guys play with your hair :)
    Format: twilightgirl995

  17. klovestoswim klovestoswim
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Sunflowers are yellow.
    I'm sure you thought this was going to be
    a poem,
    but I'm just stating
    Gardening Facts

  18. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    You've only got 86,400
    seconds in a day
    to turn it all around
    or blow it all away

  19. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Cop: This is a one-way street, Miss.
    Me: So you mean I can only go in
    O n e D i r e c t i o n?
    nmf

  20. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    cry
    scream
    write
    sing
    run
    vent
    eat
    bake
    sleep
    clean
    punch a pillow
    walk
    listen to music
    dance
    Just don't hurt yourself

:)

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