moonbeampie posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
*teacher calls name on roll* normal people:Here! me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes* *sends email* normal people: logs out. me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again. *arrives early to event* normal people: Sorry I'm a little early! me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive* *somebody was mean to me* normal people: argues, then forgets it. me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower *remembers embarassing moment from years ago* normal people: *laughs* me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.
today i was an amusmant park with my school, and i saw a hot guy. so i pulled out a sharpie, walked over to him, and said, "can i test my sharpie on you?" he shrugged so i took his arm, wrote my number on it, and walked away. i got a text a few minutes later saying, "i think it works."
My younger brother (16) has cancer and there's a good chance he won't make it. Yet, before he went into surgery today, he looked at his girlfriend of 3 years and said "Babe, do you want to have our 50th anniversary in Europe or on a cruise?" -GivesMeHope
*30 years from now* *What Makes You Beautiful starts playing on car radio* Me: Oh my...*starts fangirling/crying* Kids: Mom are you oka-- Me: SHUT UP YOUR FATHER IS SINGING!