Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

nataliahayes

  1. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  2. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  3. milliebugiee milliebugiee
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 11:07am UTC
    hurt me with the truth;
    DON'T COMFORT ME WITH A LIE.

  4. lvitale09 lvitale09
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:06pm UTC
    love it when
    he texts me first.

  5. cklatt cklatt
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 1:23am UTC
    Aaron Adam Adrian Aidan Alex Alexander Andrew Angel Anthony Austin Benjamin Blake Brandon Brayden Brian Brody Bryan Caleb Cameron Carlos Carson Carter Charles Chase Christian Christopher Cole Colton Connor Cooper Daniel David Diego Dominic Dylan Eli Elijah Eric Ethan Evan Gabriel Gavin Hayden Henry Hunter Ian Isaac Isaiah Jack Jackson Jacob Jaden James Jason Jaxon Jayden Jeremiah John Jonathan Jordan Jose Joseph Joshua Josiah Juan Julian Justin Kevin Landon Levi Liam Logan Lucas Luis Luke Mason Matthew Max Michael Nathan Nathaniel Nicholas Noah Oliver Owen Parker Robert Ryan Samuel Sebastian Thomas Tristan Tyler William Wyatt Xavier Zachary
    Fave if I said his name.
    Comment if I missed one.

  7. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Hey, do you want to go bungee jumping with me?
    No
    Why?!
    I came into this world because of a broken rubber, and I'm not leaving because of one...
    nmf

  8. nellbell624 nellbell624
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 3:30am UTC
    I trusted you
    but now your words mean nothing to me
    because your actions
    [ spoke the truth]
    - drake
    nmf


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    DID I SAY SOMETHING WAY TOO HONEST TO MAKE YOU ( RUN & HIDE ) LIKE A SCARED
    LITTLE BOY?
    -----------------

  11. ShareAllYourSecrets2 ShareAllYourSecrets2
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:18am UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. emiiilyx3 emiiilyx3
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    HOW TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT
    .............
    1) empty out a windex bottle.
    2) fill it with blue gatorade.
    3) spray it in your mouth in public.
    .............

  13. just_steal_my_heart just_steal_my_heart
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    A woman is not written in b.r.a.i.l.l.e.
    You don't have to touch her to underst and her.

  14. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 11:53am UTC
    i nod on the phone
    then realise they can't see.
    just me?

  15. Hey_iloveyouxo Hey_iloveyouxo
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    The best kind of relationship, is when you two can act like boyfriend&girlfriend, but also act like bestfriends.

  16. illshineforyou_ illshineforyou_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice-cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle w i t h m e . Who shows
    me off to his friends. Who treats me
    with r e s p e c t . Who will call me at 4
    in the morning and tell me he can't
    stop thinking about me. Who sings to me;
    even if he can't. Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn't even dream of it. ♥

  17. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 1:45am UTC
    When I look at pictures I'm tagged in on Facebook,
    everyone in the picture always looks pretty, and then there's me...

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 11:43am UTC
    Hi there.
    Hi there? Is that honestly all you have to say? It's been weeks since I've heard from you. The last text I sent you was, "Why do I have to be the only one to write first? It's hard to keep up communication when the girl is the only one putting in effort." Did you just text me because I'm the only one you think will reply at 1 AM? Did you get bored & go through all the pics I sent you & think to yourself, "Oh, wow. I completely led her on and just forgot about her. Woops." Well no. I'm not your 'go-to-cause-I'm-bored" girl. And I won't ever be anyone's. I even told you I didn't wanna waste my feelings & get played & for you to wake up in the morning and forget about me. Guess what? You did. You EVEN agreed, "Oh, I don't want that to happen either. Don't worry, I really like you." That was a joke. I've wasted nights wishing & crying for some sort of sign, and here you are at 1 AM with a 'hi there.' Find another girl to text.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 4:47pm UTC

    she dropped the fake smile
    as a tear fell down on her cheek and she whispered to herself
    "i just can't do this anymore"

  20. kahhh11997 kahhh11997
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:22am UTC
    How Guys Flirt #4
    He mocks you to make you laugh.
    [nmf]

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles