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  1. ilovemartina ilovemartina
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    When guys
    tell their guy friends how much they like you♥

  2. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    To realize the value of one year,
    ask a student who failed a grade.
    To realize the vallue of one month,
    ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
    To realize the value of one week,
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
    To realize the value of one day,
    ask the person who was born on February 29th.
    To realize the value of one hour,
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of one minute,
    ask the person who missed the train.
    To realize the value of one second,
    ask a person who just avoided an accident.
    To realize the value of one millisecond,
    ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

    format by ohhoeplease

  3. musicloverxx101 musicloverxx101
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    He feels
    to good to be true..

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    i get real offended
    when my friend asks me a
    question during class and
    then they go and ask
    another person for
    confirmation like do u
    not trust me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. KatiiLouisex3 KatiiLouisex3
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    Favourite if you honestly think you're ugly.
    I promise this is like a survey,
    not just for faves.

  7. little_bit_str0nger little_bit_str0nger
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    those nights, when you have second thoughts, about everything, and nothing feels right.
    NMF

  8. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 10:05am UTC
    [this is not about me]
    TOUCHING STORY...
    My mum only had one eye. I hated her. She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for teachers&students to support the family.
    There was this one day during elementary school where my mum came to say hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me?
    I ignored her threw a hateful look&ran out.
    The next day at school one of my classmates said "EEEE, your mum has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I just wanted my mum to disappear.
    I confronted her that day and said, "If you're only going to make me a laughing stock why don't you just die?"
    My mum didn't respond.
    I didn't even stop to think for a second what I have said, because I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings.
    I wanted out of that house and nothing to do with her.
    So I studied real hard, got a chance to abroad to study.
    Then, I got married, my mother came to visit me; she hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, &iyelled at her for coming over uninvited and iscreamed at her "HOW DARE YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND SCARE MY CHILDREN! GET OUT! NOW!!!"
    And to this, my mother quickly answered, "Oh I'm sorry; imay have forgotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going to a business trip.
    After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.
    "My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see,when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With all my love to you,
    Your mother."
    the son got into tears, but it was too late.
    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Never neglect your MUM, Because she is a blessing. One day you will cry when she will be gone.
    Fave this if you love your mum;♥
    Comment her name if you're proud of her:)♥
    this actually made me cry:'(

  9. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Like this qoute and i'll tell you the first thing i notcie aout your profile.

  10. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Witty
    www.wittyprofiles.com
    Takes Away Your Social Life, Sleep, and Grades!
    Join Now!
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    Might wanna check that ad above again ;)
    double quote format by Breeze

  11. AlyssaLovesYou13 AlyssaLovesYou13
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 12:12am UTC
    To everyone who
    Has dealt with suicidal thoughts this past year;
    I am glad you are still here .

  12. l0st l0st
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    i've Been in THis cons TanT sTaTe
    of missing you & then hating you, of wanting nothing to do with you,
    to wanting you to call me up and ♥ say you're SORRY, of trying not to
    think about you, and then letting the image of you consume my mind
    anD THen HaTing myseLF For iT


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Send email.
    Immediately goes to sent items and reads again.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 9:56am UTC
    That feeling you get when you
    finally understand something in Maths

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop
    Some nights, I don’t sleep at all
    Some nights, I ‘m glad that my dash is never ending
    Some nights, I wish I could log off
    But I still stay up, I still read your posts
    Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four
    What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
    Most nights, I don’t know anymore…
    Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
    Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
    This is it, these are ship wars
    What are we fighting for?
    Why don’t we read fanfic already?
    I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life
    Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again
    To stay for a while
    But that’s alright; I blog from in my bed tonight
    I blog because I’m wonderin’ just who I, who I, who I am
    Oh, who am I? mmm… I have no life
    Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end
    ‘Cause I could use some friends for a change
    And some nights, I’m scared I’ll hit post limit again
    Some nights, I always hit, I always hit…
    But I still stay up, I still read your posts
    Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four
    What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
    Most nights, I don’t know…
    So this is it?
    I sold my soul for this?
    Left my social life for this?
    Or do I have no friends because of this?
    (/awkward pause where I didn’t know what to write/)
    So log on. Log on. Log on, OH LOG ON!
    Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and I’m bored again
    Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand
    I’m not sticking ‘round with my folks downstairs;
    Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs
    I’m going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness
    My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call “love”
    ‘Cuz when they look into each other’s eyes…
    Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
    Some terrible writers…ahhh…
    Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
    Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
    The other night, you wouldn’t believe the fic I just read about my OTP
    I wish it would update already
    I wish you’d tag all of your stuff, man.
    Why won’t you tag all of your stuff, man? oh…
    I’m never logging off
    Why would I ever log off Tumblr… oh …
    Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.
    *Tumblr

  17. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Fave for a name that goes with yours<3

  18. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Based on how I react when toast pops out of
    the toaster,
    I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    How they should have ended iCarly:
    Drake and Josh are beside Megan as she wakes up from a long coma, after being rescued from Crazy Steve who kidnapped her for several years

  20. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” What the f.uck have we done? Barbie became the "poster girl" for what girls "should" look like. Why would you want to look like that, if you put it to human proportions? Don't do this to yourself.

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