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  1. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 9:09pm UTC
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    Who Needs Birth Control
    With a face like mine
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

  2. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Lol to the people here who have the number "69" in their usernames.

  3. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS. ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMIN THROUGH.
    me in real life: *awkwardly dodges people people and trips into hall*

  4. oreom1 oreom1
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    I'm no beauty queen
    I'm just beautiful me.

  5. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    When a girl stops crying over you, that means someone else is making her smile.

  6. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    I didn't come here to impress
    any of you motherf*ckers.
    nmf/mq

  7. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Zayn Malik Quote #5
    " In life , we always fall for the person that will never fall for us , always want something we can't and always say things we shouldn't "
    ~ Zayn Malik♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    "Don't call a girl a flirt when she's just being nice , don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love"
    ~ Zayn Malik♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    The definition of beautiful does not require the word s make-up or skinny.
    ~ Zayn Malik♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. BlyeFairbain BlyeFairbain
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Is it weird to listen to a two hour recording of rain
    and thunder while doing homework...?
    Because if it is, I guess you can call me weird :D

  11. Softball33 Softball33
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    From now on, when someone calls "shotgun" in someones car, yell "Rosa Parks" and sit in the front seat and refuse to move.
    it's a joke. sorry if I offened someone.

  12. corissa166 corissa166
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:04pm UTC
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    Everyone deserves someone who makes them look forward to tomorrow.
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  13. maryxoxo maryxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Try this:
    1. Go to google
    2. Type in "callhim"
    3. Click the first link that appears
    4. Type in your name (Ex. Mary Carlson)
    5. Pee your pants laughing.
    Do it i Tripple Dog Dare You!

  14. _livetooskatexx3 _livetooskatexx3
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    we should love,
    not fall in love because everything that
    falls, gets broken.
    -Taylor Swift

  15. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Sometimes, your biggest bully is yourself.

  16. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    by Sandrasaurus
    I'm not arguing with you,
    I'm simply explaining why i'm right
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. soccer_star1076 soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    i was
    born to make mistakes,
    not to fake perfection.
    -Drake

  18. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Parents: "You need to stop watching so much TV, and read more!"
    Me: *turns on the subtitles*

  19. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    If a girl from Iceland and guy from Cuba have a kid
    Would they be and Icecube?
    mind=blown

  20. jjaim123 jjaim123
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    If you were a carrot,
    you'd be a good carrot.
    ..some guy honestly just said this to me.

:)

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