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  1. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    annoying problems #39:
    try to avoid someone. see them everywhere.

  2. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    annoying problems #38:
    try to tell a funny story. start laughing uncontrollably at the first word.

  3. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    silly rabbit.
    kids are for
    the pedo bear.

  4. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    annoying problems #37:
    dress nice to catch the attention of your crush. he compliments your best friend.

  5. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    that's what they all say
    chapter four*
    I got inside my room, and locked the door. The thought of my mom remarrying somebody gave me chills. I wasn’t exactly sure why. I guess I was so used to having just a mom, the thought of a dad scared me. On the positive side, the chance she would actually get married and move in with someone was very slim. I paced my room, wondering what to do. It was a Thursday night. Margie had pottery classes Tuesday and Thursday nights. She was pretty much my only friend. It was ten years we were friends. I’m not very social, plus I’m the school dork. So as you probably guessed, it’s insanely hard to find friends. I still find it amazing that Bradyn talked to me. That was probably the first time in years a guy talked to me. But whatever. Several hours passed, me just sitting in my room. It was getting kind of late, so I decided to get ready for bed. My messy long brown wavy hair went up in a ponytail, my glasses were set on my bedside table, and my covers were pulled up to my chin. I drifted off, thinking about my day.

  6. pizza* pizza*
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    June 21, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    annoying problems #36:
    get excited when you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket. realize you imagined it.

  7. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    annoying problems #35:
    don't use something for years. throw it away. need it the next day.

  8. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    annoying problems #34:
    favorite song comes on the radio. you pull into the driveway.

  9. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    annoying problems #33:
    finally get perfect hair. realize you're not going anywhere.

  10. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    annoying problems #32:
    put something important in a safe place. forget where that safe place is.

  11. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    i did have 69 quotes,
    until 96 came and made it awkward.

  12. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    annoying problems #31:
    be forced to watch a little kid movie with a younger sibling. get more into it then they do.

  13. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    annoying problems #30:
    commenting with your friends on facebook. relative makes a comment and now it's awkward.

  14. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    annoying problems #29:
    get bored on the computer and log off. get back on five minutes later.

  15. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    annoying problems #28:
    reach out of shower to get towel. there is no towel.

  16. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    spread happiness,
    not your legs.

  17. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    if putting your phone in your bra
    increases your risk of breast cancer
    wouldn't putting your phone in your back pocket
    cause butt cancer?

  18. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    that's what they all say
    chapter three*
    A free local dating service website, and her profile with a picture of me and her standing by the Christmas tree a couple Christmases ago. “Mom…” I backed up, pointing to the screen. “A dating website? Really?” I looked at her, upset yet shocked. “Yes. I’m 32 years old, and I want to have an actual family. I promise, whoever I find, whoever I date, and maybe, whoever I marry will be the best father you ever had.” Mom smiled a bit, turning back to the computer. “Now go do homework or something. Occupy yourself.” She shooed me away with her hand. After this, I’m not sure if it is possible to occupy myself with anything but thoughts.

  19. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    that's what they all say
    chapter three*
    After school, I came home to my mom sitting on the computer. I took a double glance to make sure it was her. “Mom?” I said, walking towards the computer. “Yeah, honey. Hi.” She said, slowly turning around and giving me a soft smile. “Why aren’t you at work?” I took a look around. Mom was wearing her pink pajama shirt, and gray with blue striped pajama pants with her reading glasses on. Her golden curly hair was tied up in a messy bun. There was a cup of tea next to the computer on top of a stack of papers. Our house is never clutter free, especially the computer desk. “I woke up late, and I’m so stressed out. I spent all night thinking…” Mom broke her eye contact with me and stared at a crack on the wall behind me. “Thinking what?” I searched her face, she looked sad, worried. “You’ve never had a father, you’ve never had any siblings. I feel like the worst parent in the world.” She looked directly at me with worried eyes. “oh, mom. Don’t feel like that. You’ve been the best parent any girl could have. It’s not your fault dad left, it’s his.” I quickly took off my backpack, setting it on the table. “I never see you during the week. You probably live off of boxed mac and cheese and ramen noodles all week. Oh god, I’m a horrible parent.” Mom put her hand to her forehead, resting her elbow on the back of the chair. “Mom! Stop it! You’re a great parent.” I gave her a big hug, and while I was hugging her, I noticed what was on the computer screen.

  20. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 1:34am UTC
    how many stripes
    does a cheetah have?

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