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pizza*
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July 23, 2011 1:04am UTC

those fearless bastards who
take sleeping pills and then
operate heavy machinery.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 2:45pm UTC

FINALLY GOT A KISS!
thanks hershey's.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 12:38am UTC

that amazing moment when whose line is it anyway is on tv.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 11:11am UTC

leisurely relaxing in the forward seat,
resting in the rear seat.
i must immediately procure my well-being.
i am stricken with the choice
at which seat i will reside in .

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 2:20pm UTC

why is 6 afraid of 7?
it isn't.
numbers are not
seen sentient
and thus incapable
of feeling fear.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 1:56pm UTC

annoying problems #42:
eating crunchy snacks. can't hear tv.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 1:52pm UTC

annoying problems #41:
introduce two of your friends to eachother. they beome besties and ditch you.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 1:47pm UTC

HOW CAN
YOU FORGIVE
IF YOU
CAN'T FORGET?

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 10:33pm UTC

i'd be lying if i told you
losing you was
something
i could handle.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 10:10pm UTC

making a quote
like this and reading
just the colored words,
then reading just
the gray words.

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pizza*
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July 15, 2011 1:09pm UTC

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 11:01pm UTC

that depressing moment when;
your boyfriend says he doesn't know who he loves, but it's not you.
and you cry for days,
and days,
because you were truly in love with him. ♥
just seeing him post about his new girlfriend makes
you breakdown,
and you fake on smiles.
but worst of all,
you would do anything to get him back.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 12:45pm UTC

nothing
read
is ever
between
what it
the lines.
seems.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 12:55am UTC

hold hands
not grudges.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 10:33pm UTC

HEY YOU!
read my story?
http://www.wattpad.com/1708613

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 1:07am UTC

girl; guess what? :'D
boy; what?
girl; http://myfacewhen.com/243/
boy; http://myfacewhen.com/45/
girl; http://myfacewhen.com/105/
boy; http://myfacewhen.com/110/
girl; http://myfacewhen.com/170/
boy; http://myfacewhen.com/332/
girl; http://myfacewhen.com/306/

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 1:44pm UTC

you're single,
not dead.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC

love is
magic
magic is
illusion

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pizza*
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July 6, 2011 12:38am UTC

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 8:25pm UTC

annoying problems #41:
at a friends house for the first time. they leave you in their room alone. awkward.

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