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pizza*
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 8:06pm UTC

you're such
a sincere
person.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 5:59pm UTC

time
spent
on trying
to be
perfect
is time
wasted.

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pizza*
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July 5, 2011 2:00am UTC

random thing to do #14
wear a pig nose and protest bacon at the grocery store.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 12:17am UTC

"the best time to wear a striped sweater,
is all the time.
one with a collar...
turtleneck."
...did you just sing that in spongebob's voice? [;

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pizza*
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July 4, 2011 12:06am UTC

random thing to do #13
fight a chicken.

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pizza*
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July 4, 2011 12:01am UTC

random thing to do #12
go to a police officer and cry, saying you killed an ant.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:16pm UTC

that annoying moment when;
you tell your mom you're bored,
and she lists 192309842 chores
that you could do but won't,
because they're even more boring
than just sitting there. ♥

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 1:22am UTC

MYPENISBIG.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 12:47am UTC

random thing to do #11
find out the krabby patty secret formula.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 12:20am UTC

random thing to do #10
order diet water at a restaurant with a serious face.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 12:14am UTC

random thing to do #9
try to eat air.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:36pm UTC

random thing to do #8
call someone and say you can't talk right now.

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pizza*
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July 1, 2011 11:31pm UTC

random thing to do #7
buy a bag of marshmallows and blow them up in your microwave.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:25pm UTC

random thing to do #6
ask a stranger what they would do for a klondike bar.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:20pm UTC

random thing to do #5
ask a stranger to call you stupid, then get offended.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:11pm UTC

random thing to do #4
have a conflict with yourself in the middle of a crowded store.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:02pm UTC

random thing to do #3
go eat a taco. tacos are delicious.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 10:57pm UTC

random thing to do #2
go on a quest for magical unicorns.

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 10:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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pizza*
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 10:47pm UTC

annoying problems #40:
tell an inside joke to friend. friend doesn't remember it at all.

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