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  1. kattiesuelovesu kattiesuelovesu
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:57am UTC
    stay strong when life seem's to be going wrong! :)


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  3. catheriner1 catheriner1
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:00am UTC
    So Today,
    I decided to write HIS name on the inside of my hand,THAT was the day he decided to give me a high-five. FML

  4. ForeverMeAndYou ForeverMeAndYou
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:43am UTC
    Yes, my mom has cancer
    lymphoma, actually in case you don't believe me...
    but no, i'm not asking for faves or follows or whatever.
    I'm Asking For Prayers.
    so please wittians, pray for my mom....
    this is her third time with cancer and I don't want to lose her.
    Thanks so much.<3

  5. thebeautythatshineswithin thebeautythatshineswithin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 10:49am UTC
    Plot Twist: You text me first

  6. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    In a perfect world
    -All the popcorn kernels pop
    -The wireless network you want to steal requires no password
    -The weather man is always right
    ☀ ☁ ❄
    -People can differentiate between "your" and "you're"
    "Your wrong."
    "My wrong what?"
    _Stickers always peel off clean
    -People respond to texts immediately

    -Your favorite song doesn't come on the radio when you park
    ♬♪♬
    -There is always an available power outlet
    -The pencil lead doesn't break off when you sharpen it

    -The other sock never goes missing
    -Unnecessary movie sequels are never made
    -There is always milk for your cereal
    -You never accidentally buy the low-fat version of something
    50% less fat
    -Ketchup in glass bottles actually pour easily
    -All erasers completely erase pencil marks
    -Bags of chips are full
    →▋
    -The battery is always full at the right time

  7. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    There are 24 hours in a day
    I spend 7 hours a day in school.
    then you're expected to do extra curicular clubs. so add an hour.
    not to mention all the sports you're expected to do. add 2 hours.
    now we're up to 10 hours.
    my school also requires volenteer work. add 3 hours.
    and don't forget to eat dinner to make ur body healthy! add 1 hour.
    up to 14 hours already.
    of course we have to make time to showewer, shave, and make ourselves look presentable, so lets add an hour for being girls.
    and of course we can't forget about homework. i usually get around 2 hours a night.
    my health teacher always says that being a teenager, we should spend some time with friends, family, and alone time. so i'll add 2 hours for all of the above.
    a healthy teenager should get around 8 hours of sleep a night.
    I'm at 27 hours.
    in a 24 hour day.
    being a teenager stinks.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
    i stubbed my toe last week
    WHILE WATERING MY SPICE GARDEN
    and cried for only twenty minutes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    I'm on a
    light diet.
    If the light is on, I'm eating.

  11. jenna_baileey jenna_baileey
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    "Wow, thats a nice looking pair of crocs!", said no one ever.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. destinyrenee001 destinyrenee001
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Are you the SAT?
    because I'd do you for
    3hours & 45mins ;)

  14. lovinglilmiss lovinglilmiss
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    please, love me ♥

  15. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
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    Click the heart and he will
    text you♥
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    NMF

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    our health teacher had to spend
    about an hour explaining periods and tampons to the boys in our class.
    turns out, about half of them thought that girls couldn't pee with tampons in.
    they're a clever bunch -_-

  17. _allmine_ _allmine_
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:42am UTC
    Actually hating your ex
    more than adele hates hers


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. regracer18 regracer18
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    ◕ ◕
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    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -
    Format by kclove5layouts
    Fave For Spongebob
    Comment for phineas and ferb

  20. NinaStar NinaStar
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    When. I. See. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Take. Pauses!

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