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  1. amillionsecretsx3 amillionsecretsx3
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Mama told me not to waste my life
    She said spread your wings
    my little b u t t e r f l y
    Don't let what they say
    >> keep you up at night
    And they can't detain you
    C a u s e w i n g s a r e m e a n t t o f l y

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Your voice
    was the soundtrack of my summer

  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Turning up the
    TV really loud because you're eating something crunchy
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  4. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 6:26pm UTC
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  5. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Drake and Josh: setting high expectations for cool bedrooms since 2004.

  6. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Person One: What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard?
    Person Two: In middle school, people were saying that i was homeschooled.
    ..even though I went to school..

  7. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    That moment
    when you watch High School Musical
    and You still know the lyrics


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  9. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    My life plan is to one day be walking down the street
    and run into my favourite band member
    and pretend i don’t know who they are
    and act like i don’t run a blog dedicated to their existence
    and start a normal conversation and then they will think
    “wow she’s pretty cool and she’s not a crazed fan i’m going to ask her out for dinner”
    Then 5 years after we’re married I’ll say:
    i knew you were in the band
    i knew

  10. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Did you know?
    I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a…connection.

  11. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you realise your fingers knows your password better than your brain.

  12. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Plot Twist:
    you finally get to meet One Direction, and your mom comes with you , and Harry Styles starts to flirt with her, so instead of becoming your husband, he becomes your step-dad

  13. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    when i was a kid, i knew victoria justice
    as "lola martinez" from zoey 101.
    not as "tori vega" in victorious.

  14. Kelsey_K Kelsey_K
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    "Dinner is ready!" "Okay,Coming!"*Stays on computer*"DINNER IS READY!""I SAID I AM COMING !!!!!!!!"


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  16. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Boy: So I heard you like bad guys.
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Well not to impress you or anything but I play wii without the wrist strap(;

  17. dancemagic__123 dancemagic__123
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Checking your phone to see what time it is
    Then checking again
    Because you weren't paying attention the first time


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  19. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Normal People Asking Someone Out
    Boy: Wanna Hangout Sometime?
    Girl: I'd Love To!
    Me Asking Someone Out:
    Me: Wanna Hangout Sometime?
    Boy: I Just Realized I'm Gay.

  20. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Dentist: So, are you doing anything fun for the holiday?
    Me: irfirfirrifrifro j9iokdiufuhiuyfi lkjojkkoilooloojsi ljciie
    Dentist: Oh, sounds fun!

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