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  2. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    IF THE GH SOUND IN ENOUGHIS PRONOUNCED “F”
    & THE O IN WOMEN MAKES THE SHORT “I” SOUND
    & THE TI IN NATION IS PRONOUNCED “SH”
    THEN THE WORD
    “GHOTI”
    IS PRONOUNCED JUST LIKE
    “FISH”
    WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.


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  4. quidditchqueen quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    sometimes i look at ugly peoples profile pictures to boost my self esteem.


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  6. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    “Hahha. You flinched.”
    “No freakin duh! You almost punched me in the face!”
    Fav if you've had to go through this. -_-

  7. ItsJasonBro ItsJasonBro
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    Hmm this text sounds a little harsh. I'll just add a smiley face at the end. (:
    FAV IF YOU DO IT TOO : p

  8. Joseidontkwon Joseidontkwon
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    Try & say "Mmmmm" for 7 seconds while holding your nose. Hit 'FAV.' if you failed :P

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO WHISPeR.

  10. Madz24x7 Madz24x7
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    My battery last longer than your relationship.

  11. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    The.Awkward.When. sarcasm doesnt work in text

  12. hannahclaire hannahclaire
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 1:57am UTC
    I Like
    to
    tell people
    when I have to pee.

  13. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    That annoying 5 seconds
    you have to wait
    to pour the soda again, until the fizz goes down.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. youdoittoo youdoittoo
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    you can't help but stare at your friends house
    W H E N E V E R
    you drive by it.
    you do it too.
    favorite if you see this.

  16. 19Boo97 19Boo97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    i love the 8 year olds who wear
    shuttershades
    & think they're just so cool


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  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    Why is it that
    The car ride home always feel shorter
    Than the car ride going there?
    © ThatsSoMeee

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