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Joseidontkwon

1. Joseidontkwon
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   January 28, 2012 12:55pm UTC
   you are f̶a̶t̶,̶ ̶u̶g̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶,̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶l̶e̶s̶s̶,̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ beautiful. don't let anyone tell you otherwise.♥
   
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2. Joseidontkwon
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   January 27, 2012 6:08pm UTC
   That wet stuff before the ketchup comes out? Premature Ketchupalation -_-
   
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3. Joseidontkwon
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   January 16, 2012 12:25pm UTC
   " Martin Luther King Jr. The man who fought for our rights, not just blacks; but every colored race in this country. I hope you realize this. I'm black, asian, hispanic, egyptian, hawaiian, and a samoan. But without This man, Martin Luther King Jr., i would just be a colored boy with no rights as a human being. Thank you MLK. You changed this country forthe better.
   
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4. Joseidontkwon
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   December 22, 2011 2:18pm UTC
   I don't chase after anyone...if you wanna walk out of my life, I'll hold the door open for you.
   
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   December 22, 2011 2:15pm UTC
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   December 22, 2011 12:12pm UTC
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   December 19, 2011 3:10pm UTC
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8. Joseidontkwon
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   December 10, 2011 5:28pm UTC
   You look like a Barbie!" "Thanks, tall and beautiful right?" No, plastic and without brain. (::
   
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9. Joseidontkwon
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   December 9, 2011 7:08pm UTC
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10. Joseidontkwon
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    December 9, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    The song "Whip My Hair Back In Forth" must be depressing to listen to when you are bald.
    
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11. Joseidontkwon
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    December 9, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Dear Girls, Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds. Sincerely, the army
    
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12. Joseidontkwon
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    December 8, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    When I have conversations in my head with people, I'm super-funny and cool, but in real life I'm like ..."I like trains ..."
    
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13. Joseidontkwon
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    December 8, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    when I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change... but the direction im walking in (;
    
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14. Joseidontkwon
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    December 8, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk " Dude, you blended my iPhone saying.. I WANT APPLE JUICE
    
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    December 8, 2011 7:13pm UTC
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16. Joseidontkwon
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    December 8, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    ugg i broke up whit my boyfrien today :"( today was not my day at all :( crying my balls aout in my rooom !!!!! i hate my lifee !!! :"(
    
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17. Joseidontkwon
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    December 7, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    Are you crying?!" No, I'm trying this new thing, called pee-ing from my eyes -_-
    
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18. Joseidontkwon
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    December 7, 2011 10:53pm UTC
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19. Joseidontkwon
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    December 7, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    If pocahontas and the smurfs had babies, the result would be avatar ๏̯͡๏)
    
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20. Joseidontkwon
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    December 7, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    so theres this guy who has a account for this website and i have one too he comes here on witty and copy the quotes and says he made them up and hes soo famous -___- that pist me off all the freaking time
    
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