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  1. epicness epicness
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    A girl from my class commited suicide yesterday.
    She was only 12.
    Can I get 12 faves for her please?
    NMF

  2. HaveFaithInMe_x3 HaveFaithInMe_x3
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:22am UTC
    Girl: Omg Im so depressed I just cant handle it anymore I got GROUNDED for no reason!! like OMG!!!
    Me: Aww, Im sorry :c At least you can still talk though, yeah? Thats a good thing at least :)
    Girl: Ugh, I guess. I just wish I had your life its like way better.
    Me: No, you dont. Anyway.
    Girl: Yes I do! Its like perfect! Your parents dont yell at you and your pretty and have a bunch of friends! Plus you are always happy unlike me!
    Me: You dont know my life, at all. I never smile. Im not happy. My 'friends' are back stabbers. My parents constantly yell at me and tell me how much I fail. Thats not half of it, I cut and tell me how I will never finish school. You dont know what its like. Your dad never went to jail. You dont have "child protective services" in your life. Its all a fu-king act. Im not happy its just an ACT. Please, shut up. I could go on and on.
    Girl: Oh..
    Me: Yeah.

  3. jillbeanz09 jillbeanz09
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    NICKI MANAJ !

  4. MichaelaLynn MichaelaLynn
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    Blonde moment #1:
    When your freaking out
    cause you think
    you lost your phone and it's
    in your hand(:
    Tell me if i should start a series :D.

  5. mdawg12 mdawg12
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Say "Dotty" slowly.
    it sounds like
    "Daddy"
    in a british accent;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. paomunoz paomunoz
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    If Facebook
    was a restaurant I would call Facefood ♥

  8. livelaughdream20 livelaughdream20
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    "I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
    NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
    CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.

  9. nathan121 nathan121
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    This is my chance for a top quote!
    uhm..I LIKE CAKE.

  10. Nina4140 Nina4140
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    Caling your mom
    "Mother"
    when you're angry
    with her.
    format; ohhshanappp

  12. itsthetruth itsthetruth
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:38am UTC
    BEST thing to do after a break up.............................................. MAKE OUT WITH A JUSTIN BIEBER POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. swimmingbutterfly123 swimmingbutterfly123
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:41am UTC
    Just because I'm on Vacation,
    doesn't mean our relationship is too...
    AMS&ELS

  14. quote_crazy quote_crazy
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:58am UTC
    Have you ever noticed......That when you stop caring about them (boys)They actually try for once?

  15. chikadidi1998 chikadidi1998
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:59am UTC
    when darkness comes
    ill fight the night with stars

  16. alexxjadee alexxjadee
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:02am UTC
    i want a guy that when i come running up to him with tears running down my face, the first thing he says is "babe, whose butt do i need to kick?"

  17. Fuzzybird Fuzzybird
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    Click the ♥ and a giant monkey will pop out and give you a hug.
    (just take my word for it)

  18. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    "I'm supposed to be in California winning the piston cup!"
    "You did WHAT in your cup"
    ♥Fave if you know where this is from.

  19. alyciag14 alyciag14
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us. :p
       
       
     


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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