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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Bellatrix1303 Bellatrix1303
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're waiting for someone in a crowded place, so you just take out your phone and pretend to text someone so you don't look like a total loser.
    nmf

  3. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Right guy, wrong time.
    Right time, wrong guy.
    New guy, old lines.
    Old guy, new lies.

  4. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Locking the car doors when a creepy guy walks by.....
    Credit: FaveFormats

  5. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. tiffany21 tiffany21
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    I'm a female. Fe=Iron Male=ManTherefore I'm Iron man

  7. SheWasOnceIt SheWasOnceIt
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    It hurts so much not to,, ||||||HAVE YOU BY MY SIDE,|||||| ♥ no t to be ar ound you , -------------------------------NOT TO BE WITH YOU, You ar e the pain that[ ♥ ] [♥ ] [ ♥ ] {{{{{{I WONT GIVE UP ON }}}}}}
    format by beautyinabox.

  8. Matthew_ Matthew_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    who feel unnoticed from the guy the are in love with
    I love you, even if he doesn't
    -Matthew_

  9. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    that moment when someone tells you that
    you and him would look good together♥

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    and we didn't talk after that.

  11. closerthaniveeverbeen closerthaniveeverbeen
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    It's so fluffy
    I COULD DIE.

  12. Ohehyitzerica Ohehyitzerica
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    "I'm singing, I'm in a store and I'm singing <3

  13. Miss_Maddie_500 Miss_Maddie_500
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:15am UTC
    admit it,
    being called beautiful by your friends and family is
    not as heart-warming as being called beautiful by a guy.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    maple syrup is tree blood.

  15. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:54am UTC
    number of
    girls who think
    i'm pretty:345435
    number of
    guys who think
    i'm pretty:0

  16. Allyyyssssa Allyyyssssa
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    if i had one wish
    We Would Be Best Friends♥

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 7:56am UTC
    know what i'm really afraid of?
    you forgetting me. no, i'm completely serious.
    i'm afraid he's going to wake up & just forget.
    forget about our texts. forget my phone calls & pictures.
    forget our inside jokes. forget our future plans.
    you'll forget my favorite song. or forget my laugh.
    JUST PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME.

  18. barbiegirl224 barbiegirl224
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    when you left,
    i lost a piece of me.

  19. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Pardon me, sir gangster?
    Your trousers are descending.

  20. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    HOW TO SEND A LETTER WITHOUT A STAMP;
    Put the letter in an envelope, don't put a stamp.
    Put the return adress as the adress you want it to go to. When the post office see's you have no stamp, they'll send it to the return adress.
    Like a boss.

:)

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