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Member Since: 13 Oct 2011 09:45pm

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watched snl. omfg dying.



 oh, hey. i'm katelyn and i'm 13. i have extremely unpopular opinions about things and i love one direction. one day i'll be rick as fuck and i'll fly out to ireland to marry my husband niall xoxo. erm, anyways, i'm very spastic and i have an uncanny habit of changing my mind. i usually don't keep promises and i'm irritable. i get mad when people don't see things my way and i can be a bit selfish at times. now that i've got the worst out of the way, come talk to me xx
 

 

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  1. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Stop acting like guys are monsters put on the Earth to destroy people's lives,
    because they weren't. They're as much humans as us girls are and calling them
    names won't make you look any better than them. In fact, it makes you worse.

  2. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Stop blaming your problems on "society." Instead of complaining, find some help.

  3. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    people at my school who just found out about one direction: omg guiiizze, look at this band i founnddd. i luv them !!11!!11 i totzz have one direction fever guiizeee!11!! ommgg my favv song izz "you dont know your beautiful"!!!1 omggg zane is so sexxxaayyyyyy
    me:
    them:
    me:
    them:
    me: you have 3 seconds to run before i kill you.

  4. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Please don't be in love with someone else,
    please don't have somebody waiting on you. ♥
    
    ,

  5. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    The day I stopped caring
    about what they thought of me was the day I truly became happy.

  6. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Kill them with
    KINDNESS.

  7. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

  8. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    fake it till you make it. or better yet, make it without faking it.

  9. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    Intelligence is sexy,
    don't act stupid.

  10. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:08am UTC
    ❝ No matter how cautiously you
    choose your words, someone will
    always twist them around and
    misinterpret what you say.
    Just say what you need to say.❞
    yyy❞

  11. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    You have to fight
    [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] through some
    bad days to earn the [ best days ]
    of your life.

  12. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:03am UTC
    format by damnntaylerx
    You have to forget about the people
    who forgot about you.

  13. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Things to do Before I Die: Part 1
    Go coning. Be in a commercial. Meet a YouTube celebrity. Invent something. Visit Marilyn Monroe's grave. Be an extra in a movie. Go on a shopping spree. Go to Disney World. Dine and dash. Learn martial arts. Give money to a homeless person. Go to Wall Street. Be in a flash mob. Collect famous peoples' autographs. Have a kiss under the mistletoe. Street race. Learn French. Write to a pen pal. Pick up someone's tab at a restraunt anonymously. Earn a million dollars. Visit Tokyo, Japan. Have a professional photoshoot. Go skydiving. Photobomb someone. Have 500 followers on Witty. Meet Leonardo DiCaprio. See a picture of Steve. Take a picture with an Abercrombie model. See the Eiffel Tower in person. Hail a taxi. Take a trip to Seattle, Washington. Give an inspirational speech. Change someone's life. Shop at the Mall of America. Ride every ride at an amusement park. Plank on a highway. Stay in Walmart for 24 hours. Go the the Smithsonian museum. Donate to charity. See a Broadway musical. Walk down Abbey Road. Pet a giraffe. ♥
    by thebroken smile. format by paperlung.

  14. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 11:22am UTC
    lol, k.
    I didn't know being nice was considered flirting.

  15. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    ❝ I think I'm afraid of being happy, because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens.❞
    - Charlie Brown ♥
    Charlie Brown ♥

  16. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Girls, please read this.
    Today was the day I told my crush how I felt about him. I had been planning this forever, but I was so nervous. The bell rang to dismiss us, and my heart was pounding. I pulled him aside and blurted it out. I was so embarrassed and afraid of what he would say. And guess what?
    It turns out, he likes me, too.
    What I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't be afraid to tell him how you feel. He might be just as crazy for you.

  17. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    IN ANOTHER LIFE,
    I would be your girl. We'd keep all our promises, be us against the world. In another life, I would make you stay, so I don't have to say you were the one that got away. The one that got away. ♥

  18. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    The best way to get someone's attention?
    IGNORE THEM.

  19. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    When I was 10,
    I had Limited Too and a Nintendo,
    not Hollister and an iPhone.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  20. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    I love how math textbooks
    try to be all ethnic.
    'Jose, Shaniqua, Ching, and Bob were collecting raspberries... '

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