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minniemousexo

1. OneDirectionQuotes
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   "My accent always works
   with girls.
   They like it
   I have no idea why."
   -Niall Horan
   
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2. ambear24
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
   I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.
   ♥
   
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3. minniemousexo
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
   & I Don't Know How Life Gets Better Than This , You Drag My Hand & Get Me Head First FEARLESS<3
   ~Taylor Swift(':
   
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4. never_forget
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   McDonald's French Fries.♥
   
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5. Jade672
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   I'm mad at myself,
   for always being nice to you, apologizing for things
   I didn't do. For getting attached and making you
   a big part of my life. For wasting my time on you,
   depending on you, thinking about you, wishing
   and dreaming about you. Changing myself for you.
   And most of all, not hating you. Even know when
   I know I should.
   
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6. pink_daisy
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   If Demi Lovato & Niall Horan start dating, their couple name will be Deniall.
   
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7. PantsAREunwelcome
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   No worries,just fun. Don't give a f**k,until it's done.SUMMER 2012.♥ ♥ ♥
   
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8. reyyy312
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   I like your attitude. Where'd you get it?
   b*tchapostle?
   
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9. DreamInColor
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 1:19am UTC
   Nobody's perfect.
   That means you don't have to be either.
   
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10. CornStar
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Happy Father's Day!
    Fave if you have an amazing dad that you couldn't live without.
    ♥
    I
    
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11. XOcrappeefrappeeXO
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    I wish being
    SKINNIERwas
    EASIER♥
    
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12. ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    The worst part of summer?
    Bug bites. E V E R Y W H E R E.
    
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13. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    At my funeral,
    when they lower me into the ground, i demand they play 'drop it like it's hot'
    
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14. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. thelovelydead
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Am I the only one who enjoys
    Facebook fights?
    It's like BRING ON THE POPCORN AND WAIT.
    nmf
    
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16. carebear123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Me: Happy Fathers Day!!
    Guy Friend: But i'm not a father.
    Me: Haha about that...surprise!
    Fav. if you get it(: Happy Fathers Day♥
    nmq
    
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17. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    but what if one day I run over Niall
    like how Josh ran over Oprah?
    
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18. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Be careful who
    you call your friends. I would rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
    
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19. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    girl: describe me in one word.
    boy: mine.
    
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20. Englishrose
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Facebook
    Y U NO LET ME STUDY?!
    
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