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  1. surfer4life surfer4life
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Dear Dad
    Thank you for being there for me for 16 years
    I may not know how hard it is to deal with a teenager for that long but... thank you for being the one to turn to when my sundae dropped on the floor at age 3, the one who taught me to stay on the surfboard even if you fall of. the one who always told me to be kind even though others weren't so nice to me.
    Thank you for teaching me how to treat girls, I'll keep that handy for the rest of my life ;)
    You are my role model, and inspire me to want to be a dad just like you.
    So happy father's day, from son to dad♥
    nmf

  2. surfer4life surfer4life
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Single girls,
    I know it's hard to live every day trying to find that "one" and it sucks. All your other friends have boyfriends and you feel left out. The guy you like doesn't pay attention to you. You feel heartbroken. Have you ever been there because I know I have. But trust me, you can get through it. God is saving a guy extra special for you . And remember, after every storm, there's a rainbow and yours will be a double rainbow. ♥
    I know because that's how I feel right. now.

  3. Lolsorue_girl Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I hate the moment
    when you accidentally close the wrong tab.

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    When I was 9 years old, I used to scream
    "ROXY LIKE A PUMA!" in everyones ears. Don't judge.

  5. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:47am UTC
    Even Jesus had scars on his hands,
    but that never stopped him from changing the world

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    me in the shower:
    hello water you are warm be my friend
    no water whAT ARE YOU DOING
    THIS IS NEW ZEALAND NOT THE ARCTIC GODAMMIT
    I AM GOING TO CRY-oh no wait that's better
    time for shampoo
    i got it in my eyes oh god no i'm going to be blind forever
    get me a guide dog
    or a guide boy
    he can lead me around by his- no wait stop oh god what
    i can see again anyway let's forget i ever thought that
    I AM A WATERBENDER
    I AM AN ARTISTIC WATER FOUNTAIN
    I AM A GIRL FROM A PANTENE COMMERCIAL
    *drops conditioner bottles*
    no mum don't worry i haven't been murdered
    let's get down to business to deFEAT the HUNS
    i need to get out of this shower now
    i don't want to get out of the shower
    goodbye shower i am gone

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Me: What is air?!
    Classmate: H2O
    Me: That's water. I hope you don't breed.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
    with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    Macklemore
    -Has song about feminism
    -has song about gay rights
    -Has song about consumerism
    -Has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
    -Has song about white privilege
    -In all of them, he speaks realistically about the subject and includes his personal experience
    And some song about thrift shopping gets popular

  10. RainbowUnicorns33 RainbowUnicorns33
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    He wants to say I love you
    but keeps it to goodnight
    because love will mean some falling
    and she's afraid of heights.
    nmq but love it (:

  11. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    So, why are the funniest
    people the most depressed?
    "Humor is a common defence mechanism.
    Some funny people like to make themselves
    and others laugh because it keeps them
    from crying.It distracts people from
    the real issues and pokes fun at things
    to minimize the impact. Albeit temporarily."

  12. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    ✾ When you look at me
    and smile, its like for
    a split second everything
    stops and your smile
    pierces through all of the
    bad in my life and all
    is well again. ✾

  13. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    -And my head told my
    heart "Let love grow" but
    my heart told my head
    "This time no"

    -Mumford and Sons

  14. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    I think one of the best feelings in the world is
    when someone remembers something you said.
    Whether it was something from yesterday,a week ago,
    a month ago...Its just like, "Wow, you actually listen to me."

  15. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    I want to go back to the generation when a
    guy had to get permission from a girls
    parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to
    the generation where a guy would
    physically call her and talk to her, not
    text. I wanna go back to the generation
    where your first kiss would be with
    someone you've been dating for months,
    not hookup with a guy you meet in a club.
    I wanna go back to the generation where a
    guy would give you his jacket. I wanna go back to
    the generation where a girl can get any guy
    just by wearing a t-shirt, jeans and a pair of shoes.
    I wanna go back to the generation where the
    guy actually wanted the girl, not always just the s#x.
    I wanna go back to the generation where couples
    slow danced, not grind. I wanna go back to where
    love actually made sense. <3

  16. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    You're like the ocean...
    Pretty enough on the surface,
    But dive down into your depths,
    you'll find beauty that most
    people never see. ♥

  17. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    "I can not refuse your eyes
    Please don't look at me tonight
    My heart beats fast, I know you're there
    And I pretend like I don't care
    It hurts so bad to know the truth,
    But I am still in love with you."

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:59am UTC
    ...my mother just accidentally set my birthday cake on fire while attempting to light the candles.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Have you ever
    caught someone staring at you
    and wondered what they’re thinking about
    like if it’s something positive or negative,
    if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things,
    if they’re even thinking about you at all,
    or you just happen to be in the line of sight
    while their mind drifts off
    about something completely unrelated.

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Adults.
    They think they know everything we're going through. They think just because they were our age once that they know how we're feeling, and what we're going through. But, that couldn't be further from the truth. They don't know how we're feeling, we don't even know how we're feeling. We're teenagers. Our life is complicated, and can change faster than we can text.

:)

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