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xRoxMySox
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June 25, 2011 10:49pm UTC

Dear 'K',
You should get arrested for
killing conversations.

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stilllovingyou
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 11:26am UTC

Google
"Who is the cutest?
Then press "I'm Feeling Lucky"
MADE MY DAY♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 8:23am UTC

Dear Prince Charming,
You seriously needed a shoe to figure out which girl you fell in love with?
Sincerely, Cinderella wasn't wearing a mask!
♥

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annabel6
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 10:34am UTC

trying to get that last bit of drink in your cup
ice attacks your face.
nmf

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 11:59am UTC

TEXTS #57
Daughter: I hate it here! It's so cold!
Dad: I love this cold weather!
Daughter: What is wrong with you?
Dad: Cold weather makes me feel
like a dragon when I breathe.

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SilverSnow
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 8:21am UTC

BUT MOM;
everyone failed that test

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Jules___
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 9:34am UTC

I wish that my house was
connected to my friends
house via underground
tunnels,
ANYONE ELSE?
♥

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xwaddupshawtyx
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 8:39am UTC

looking back at your old profile pictures on Facebook
and thinking;
daaamn.
I was weird.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:02pm UTC

the guy
who discovered milk... what was he doing with that cow!?

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 3:47pm UTC

remember when,
'your momma' jokes used to be the ultimate comeback?

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 8, 2011 12:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 8, 2011 12:34pm UTC

Those conversations:
you have with your mum, that you'd never say to your friends.
Then those conversations:
you have with your friends, that if you ever told your mum:
well you'd be in some pretty deep shiiit.

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 11:13am UTC

seeing someone and thinking:
he has facebook!

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 11:25am UTC

hubba bubba gum lasted longer,
[than your relationship]*

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 11:33am UTC

having* those laughing fits,
about something that happened 10 minutes ago.

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 11:51am UTC

those days,
when you wish you were a boy.

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 12:07pm UTC

those days,
when the sound of someone's breath annoys you.

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 3:54pm UTC

mocking me in a voice;
i didn't even know i had.

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iblamehollywoodx3
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 3:07pm UTC

plugging in your headphones;
and just completey switching off.

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DrippingWithAlchemy_
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 9:34pm UTC

Someone just died.
Someone just gave birth.
Someone just cried.
Someone just lost all self-worth.
Someone just smiled.
Someone just frowned.
Someone just lost a child.
Someone just left town.
Someone just started a new life.
Someone just contemplated suicide.
Someone just found a knife.
Someone just wants to hide.
Someone just lost their true love.
Someone just became a dancer.
Someone just did something to be proud of.
Life is never boring. ♥

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