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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 7:52pm UTC

The worst feeling is pretendig you don't care about something;
when it's all you seem to think about.
-Wiz Khalifa♥

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 11:25am UTC

"FBI! Open the door!"
"nah, it's cool when you kick down the doors." ♥

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 3:24pm UTC

Saying
'that's what she said!' at a complete serious time.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Boy's Hoodies
that smell like them after you put it on. ♥

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:50pm UTC

Yes,
you caught me looking at you.
but i caught you looking at me too. ;)

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:45pm UTC

I Say
"and i was like..."
instead of
"i said..."

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Waiting
behind a door to scare someone,
but leaving because it took too long for them to come.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:26pm UTC

when i hear
myself eating crunchy food; i wonder if other people can hear me crunching too.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:21pm UTC

Trying NOT
to look when someone is staring at you. ♥

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:17pm UTC

"Maybe you
should read the instructions?"
"nah man! i got this!" ♥

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:10pm UTC

at gym, boy starts doing pushups....
1, 2, 3, 4
hot girl walks by....
153, 154, 155

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 9:57pm UTC

that one
person who always catches you doing weird stuff.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 9:48pm UTC

shouting
someone's name in different octaves until they hear you.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 9:43pm UTC

hiding your face
while laughing,
because your teacher's screaming .

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 3:58pm UTC

shouting
someone's name in different octaves until they hear you.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:57pm UTC

Dear Teacher,
don't complain about having to grade 140 essays over the weekend. you assigned it.
Sincerely;
Karma.

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:52pm UTC

"& i was like f•ck you!"
"did you really say that?"
"well no... but i wanted to!"

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:47pm UTC

& i am
one of those people who says "haha" instead of "lol".

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:43pm UTC

if only;
i could see your face when you read my texts. ♥

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im_a_angry_bird
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:38pm UTC

you are such a
boring texter that i can predict what you will say next. -_-

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