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LovelyCraze
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February 3, 2012 5:24pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk.
Dude, you picked up a little Mexican girl and yelled, ''DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!''

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alyssaaxxo
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February 3, 2012 5:05pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you can't understand somebody on the phone like five times and you don't know what to say.
nmf

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MyWittyProfile
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February 2, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Am I The Only One
that thinks as soon as I open the shower curtain some one is going to jump out and kill me?

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Ty1210
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February 3, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Dude, i wasn't that drunk.
Dude, you took my hamster and threw it across the room screaming,'PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU'

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xobabyjay24xo
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Raisin cookies
that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:53pm UTC

You're cute when you're mad.
Yeah, well then I'm about to get real f*cking adorable.

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HeGivesMeHope
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Planning to get up early in the morning
To do somthing important,
Then morning comes and convinces you
It's not important anymore.
nmq

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marie1616
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC

If I Had,
Jimmy Neutron's brain, Phineas & Ferbs summer,
[[ Dora's parents ]]
& Timmy Turners Goldfish,
[[ my life would be amazing ]]
nmf/ From Tumblr♥
Nnee nmf♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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emma21
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 7:14am UTC

maybe it's maybelline
or maybe it's photoshop

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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countrygirl123
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 11:21am UTC

I went out with your boyfriend yesterday
nmq. nmf.
Ohh, yeah, yesterday he told me, he was taking some trash out

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KayJay6
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 3:28pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Sorry,
but I
prefer friends that have one face.
♥ ♥♥

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itsallie0x
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 5:37pm UTC

teacher: Why do i hear talking?
student: Because you have ears.

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misstaytay
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 6:19pm UTC

if you want a guy
to act like a gentlemen
mabye you should
start acting like a lady

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halfempty
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:47pm UTC

He goes through girls
like he goes through socks.

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nerdybirdy13
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
I have a feeling
that if I looked into the future
I'd be shocked
to see who I married.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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HeGivesMeHope
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February 2, 2012 9:19pm UTC

-------------~♥~------------
When i'm mad at you,
I text you with my middle finger♥

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heyhey2799
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:30pm UTC

dear therapist,
i might actually come see you
if your job title didnt spell out
'the rapist'
sincerly;
NOT LIEING DOWN.
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thecookie1997
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February 2, 2012 8:44pm UTC

#<( ‘-’< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >’-’ )># but then I was like,
( >’#'< ) I’m hungry ( >’-'< ) so I ate it.
Follow me, I follow back!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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