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1. blue_eyes_blue_skies
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2010 3:55pm UTC
   we're all a little weird.
   and life's a little weird.
   so when we find some
   one whose weirdness is compatible with ours
   we fall in mutual weird
   ness. and call it love.[♥]
   
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2. halfempty
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   You treated me just like all your promises;
   You broke me.
   
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3. abigaylemichele
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   I'm finally over him!
   Finally..
   I know right! Ahahaha. (:
   Brb, gotta pee..
   He used to pee...
   ......
   
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4. Jessiebaby
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 9:40am UTC
   I'll eat your baby
   Carrots if you dont like them
   nmf
   
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5. livbxo
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   Never make eye contact while eating a banana...
   never.
   
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6. Maddyhj
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   February 7, 2012 11:41pm UTC
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7. marie1616
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 12:18am UTC
   Dude,
   If she thinks "Wet the bed" means peeing the bed, she's to young for you bro.
   format: Paperlung/nmq:)
   
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8. Rav
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 8:11am UTC
   Age 10: I whip my hair back and forth.
   Age 16: I pass my blunt back and forth.
   Age 30: I drive my kids back and forth.
   Age 80: I rock my chair back and forth.
   
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9. blowpopmafia
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   Boy: "it's awkward buying condoms."
   Girl: "it's awkward walking around pregnant."
   
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10. countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 10:39am UTC
    a relationship without trust
    is like having a phone with no service.
    and what do you do with a phone with no service?
    you play games.
    nmq
    
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11. babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    Some people can stay in your heart,
    but not in your life.
    
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12. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    It's hard to
    forget someone
    who gave you
    so much to remember.
    
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13. Whitecherry
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:39am UTC
    Do you remember all those "i love you more" fights we had?
    Yeah
    Clearly I won
    NMF
    
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14. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Once You Go Back,
    that's when you remember why you left in the first place
    
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15. beautifulchicka15
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    February 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    if your having a bad hair day dont complain.. theres a child out there with cancer who would kill just to have hair.
    
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16. soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 8:48am UTC
    The awkward moment
    when your foot falls asleep
    so you just stomp around like a dinosaur.
    
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17. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    If the people I stalk on Facebook
    Knew how many times I looked at their wall,
    They'd probably delete me from their friends.
    
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18. LuvStruckTeen
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    August 10, 2011 11:11am UTC
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19. YouGottaLoveMe
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 11:17am UTC
    scrolling through top quotes,
    to see which one should be your
    facebook status♥
    
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20. ShesInLove
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I like organisms,
    ------------------> HAHHAHAH. you read that wrong didnt you?
    
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