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thatswutshesaid
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March 1, 2012 8:59pm UTC

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MyWittyProfile
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March 1, 2012 3:54pm UTC

So there'sthis guy in my grade...
He abuses girls. He trips them for no reason. He also has slapped a couple of girls across the face. My friend and I made a plan, next time he touches me I will yell "sexuall harassment." He one time tripped me and I yelled 'Mr.S! Did you see that?! He tripped me purposefully!" The teacher responded "Sit down."
So should I yell "sexually harassmen" next time?Help girleess
♥

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lexi1020
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March 1, 2012 12:47pm UTC

Everythying in this room is
eatable. Even I'm eatable. But
that is called canibalism my
dear children,
and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
(Fave if you know where this is from( :)
nmf

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yourcool
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March 1, 2012 5:24pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you drop something and you go to pick it up and you drop it again and again.

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yourcool
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March 1, 2012 5:34pm UTC

1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood.
2011: He died of thirst.

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yourcool
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March 1, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Choosing names 100 years from now:
Doctor: It's a girl!
New Mother: Wow! I think I'll name her Amy!
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is taken, might I suggest Amy797 or Amy_32?

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BravoSierra
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March 1, 2012 1:00pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That awkward moment
When I don't care that it's Justin Bieber's birthday.

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BravoSierra
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March 1, 2012 12:58pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Looking in people's windows
To see what they are watching on TV.

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BravoSierra
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March 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
There is something really special
About a rolley chair.

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briannalynn97
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February 29, 2012 9:14pm UTC

i have a best guy friend, that i've liked since AUGUST.
50 faves and i'll tell him how i feel... in person.

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YoUnG_WiLd_FrEe11
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February 29, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Fav if you remeber
RUGRATS<3

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BlackButterflies
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March 1, 2012 1:52am UTC

our science class: *being obnoxiously loud*
teacher: "hey, everybody..."
class: *ignores him*
teacher: "kids!"
class: *still ignoring*
teacher: "CHILDREN!"
class: *keeps talking*
teacher: *stands on desk and yells*
"TESTICLES TESTICLES TESTICLES!"
everyone: *dead silence*
teacher: "thank you. now do your work."

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FeralCatOwner
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February 29, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Anyone else remember....
The movie called, "My Date with the President's Daughter"

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JuicyCouture99
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:48pm UTC

How fast can you guess these words?
BOO_S
_ _ NDOM
F_ _ K
P _ N _ S
PU _ S _
S _ X
Books, Random, Fork, Pants, Pulse, Six.
you got all six wrong, didn't you? you dirty minded freak(:

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stefernie
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February 29, 2012 5:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
Eminem raps faster than your internet connection..

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TheAubreeDeRosa
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC

when a guy streches
and you can see his boxers and abbs
Y

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Shana*
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February 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC

If Women Ruled The World,
There Would Be No Wars...
Just A Bunch Of Jealous Countries
Not Talking To Eachother

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aehadden99
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February 29, 2012 1:44pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Has Anyone else noticed,
that theres no blue skittles?

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I've always wanted
a personal chef.♥
just me?

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some1_likeyou
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Boy: hey can I borrow ur pen?
Girl: umm uh sure? Here
Boy: uh it doesn't work!
Girl: what? I just used it
Boy; u don't believe me? Here write ur number and I'll show u;)
Smart boyyyy!( :

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