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younglove13
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February 29, 2012 4:49pm UTC

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soccerchick11x
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February 29, 2012 5:45pm UTC

90's kids remeber...
tamagatchi
♥
fav if you remeber them!
nmf

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soccerloverx03x
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February 29, 2012 6:26pm UTC

iphone + iMac + iPod + iPad=
ibroke

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DomoWorld
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February 29, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Teacher: Did you study for the test?
Nerd: All week long.
Normal Student: I looked over it last night.
Me: WHAT TEST??

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BravoSierra
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February 29, 2012 2:12pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
When I was your age
It was Aaron Carter, not Justin Bieber.

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yourcool
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February 29, 2012 7:54pm UTC

my mom + my dad - condom =
greatest person alive.

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superdino
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February 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC

mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy ,he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy ,he was breathing your air

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lexi1020
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February 29, 2012 4:29pm UTC

If a girls bra is called
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
then what'a a guys underwear called?
under-the-butt-nut-hut?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bailie008
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February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
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marie1616
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February 28, 2012 11:07pm UTC

F-ck this, f-ck you, f-ck everyone, just f-ck this f-cking sh-t, you mother f-cker & for all of you looking at me f-ck off!!
I feel this way very often.
nmf/nmq

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FollowUrDreams*
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February 28, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Dad:
"Get your kids in here now"
Mom:
"why are they always my kids when they dont do what you say?"

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ShayLovesYouxo
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Gather up your tears and keep em'
In your pocket, save em' for a time when your really gonna' need them.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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EvenMoreInLoveWithYou
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Why does Pluto
live in a dog house,
eat dog food, etc.
but Goofy,
who is also a dog,
lives in a condo
and drives a car?

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Ifiwantedyouropinioniwouldaskit
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February 28, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Ever had a friend that you hate? Ever want to tell them off but you cant?

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BlackButterflies
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February 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC

no one sayin' "do this!"
no one sayin' "be there!"
no one sayin "stop that!"
no one sayin' "see here. . ."
free to run around all day
free to do it alllll my way
fave if you know where this is from :3

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briiitttttttany
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February 28, 2012 6:23pm UTC

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lessthanthirteen
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February 28, 2012 4:19pm UTC

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS #1
MY HAND IS TOO FAT TO SHOVE INTO THE PRINGLES CONTAINER,
SO I AM FORCED TO TILT IT.
iwastesomuchtime.com

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yourcool
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February 28, 2012 7:44pm UTC

American Idol Audition:
Randy: Hey, your voice is good, but it'd sound better if you stop.
don't know if it happened, saw it on twitter, though it was funny. ok.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:14pm UTC

We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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