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  1. Rhiilovessyouu Rhiilovessyouu
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    mate thats a boy: your so ugly!!
    5year old brother: no she's not! are you stupid? she is the most beautiful person i know! *gives me a hug*
    mate: erm... okay then!
    ^^^ true story
    he gunnaa be such a good boyfriend!!

  2. ChyGain17 ChyGain17
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    No matter what size a girl is shes alwaysgoing to want to be smaller.


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  4. erinnn erinnn
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 9:22am UTC
    You can get medical alert bracelets for things like allergies and diabetes but can you get medical alert bracelets for things like, anxiety, depression and suicidal? Because I need one


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  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    When I lie to you, it's for your own good.

  7. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    One Direction as X Factor Judges
    Harry: So...basically...erm...you just weren't very good...but maybe...just some work on your vocals...erm, yeah...bascially.
    Liam: I'm sorry, I'll have to say no, sweetheart. Oh my god, are you crying? Please don't cry! Oh gosh, I feel so horrible! Okay, okay, I change my mind, yes, you can go through! You were perfect!
    Niall: Ah, mate, you were okay, you know. You were alright, nothing like Justin Bieber though. He's my idol. He's perfect. He's really good, you know? Real good. Real fun. Took me to Nando's, once...
    Zayn: You know what? I'm gonna have to say no, but you keep pushing on. You keep riding this rollercoaster that is life! Aha! Your time will come!
    Louis: I want to know who let you on that stage. I feel uncomfortable with you staring at me right now. You need to leave, honey.
    (C) Tumblr. lololololololollolol

  8. DanceJump DanceJump
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 3:17am UTC
    I had a dream last night...
    I was at the train station with amy and olivia
    I saw a girl, sitting on the railway, a few plat forms away, her family standing on the platform watching her, she had her back straight and she faces away from where she train came.
    I was the only one watching her, i saw the train coming, it was one that didnt stop, it was at full speed, just before it was going to his her i turned around and screamed at the same time she did. Everyone else screamed to, amy tapped me and pointed to this girl who jumped from one plat form to the other, i said "But that girl... she just got hit..." i looked over, parametics were there saving her life.
    I looked close. That girl was me. That was my family. I looked around, I felt and saw what it would be like if I died.
    I don't want to die. I just don't want to live.

  9. WhiteChocolateCRAZY13 WhiteChocolateCRAZY13
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    October 2, 2012 1:24am UTC
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    The Only Thing #1
    I stress the most when I'm walking home...
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  10. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 1:44am UTC
    "You and I should stay friends."
    "Really?"
    "No, go f#ck yourself."
    ~ Friends With Benefits


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  12. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    I find it so depressing sometimes just thinking about how many wittians, I know that know what I'm going through, experianced the same things as me and have to live so far away. My best friends live millions of miles away in other countries. They always have the best advice for me and everyone else here. We are definatly a family and though I may never be able to meet every single one of you I'm so happy that I've have met you all on here. No matter about all the haters and what we like but other people find anoying, we are a family and I love it like that. I dont really care if I'm being and "awkward potato" as many of you wittian's put it, it's probably just that my hormones are everywhere beacuse I'm on my period. See, I'd never have said that to anyone, even my mum, before I come here but yet, here I am splashing it all over the enternet without a care in the world because I absolutely trust every single one of you. We are a family no matter what anyone says. I love you all. You are all beautiful, amazing, clever, funny, awkward people that live through the same things and we all get through together and help eachother.
    I love you Witty, you are abosolutely the best thing that has happened to me.
    Thank you so much if you read this.

  13. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:36am UTC
    On a wednesday in a cafe,
    i watched it begin again


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  15. smexy911 smexy911
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I swear I'm the only person spending my friday night cuddled up in my bed with my laptop on my belly my dog at my feet food next to me with a movie on. Anyone else like this tonight?

  16. smexy911 smexy911
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I miss being a little kid no worries no fears just doing whatever you want as long if it's okay with your mommy. Anyone else miss that?

  17. acote27 acote27
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    30DayCrushChallenge
    Day 1 – Your Crush’s eyes
    Day 2 – Your Crush’s hair
    Day 3 – Your Crush’s birthday
    Day 4 – When you first realised you had a crush.
    Day 5 – What animal you think your crush would be
    Day 6 – Their taste in music
    Day 7 – How long you’ve liked your crush
    Day 8 – Your relationship with your crush
    Day 9 – How you met your crush
    Day 10 – Last time you saw your crush
    Day 11 – Your crush’s personality
    Day 12 – A song that reminds you of your crush
    Day 13 – Your crush’s hugs
    Day 14 – Your crush’s sports
    Day 15 – Instruments your crush plays
    Day 16 – An anagram of their name
    Day 17 – How did you meet?
    Day 18 – Pets? Cat person or a dog person?
    Day 19 – Their middle name
    Day 20 – Something they do that drives you crazy
    Day 21 – A character that reminds you of your crush
    Day 22 – The perfect date with your crush
    Day 23 – An extra snippet about your crush
    Day 24 – A dream about your crush
    Day 25 – You + your crush’s history
    Day 26 – How your crush makes you feel
    Day 27 – Your crush’s biggest flaw
    Day 28 – Last thing you said to your crush
    Day 29 – What you love most about them
    Day 30 – Your crush’s name
    Day 10- Last time you saw your crush
    Last week at his football game:)

  18. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Last night,
    our football team had a rival game. It was huge.
    And the band played WMYB, and every football play sang along.
    It was epic.

  19. flossydossy flossydossy
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    dear wittians,
    so ive decided im going to tell him that i like him.
    10+ faves ill tell you the outcome
    wish me luck!

  20. flossydossy flossydossy
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    8th Grade:)
    Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: What?!?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: YES!
    *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
    *Exactly One Month Later*
    Girl's friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.!
    Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.}
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Hi.
    Boy: How's it going?
    Girl: It's fine.
    Boy: What's wrong?
    Girl: I think we should break up..
    Boy: What..?
    Girl: We should break up.
    Boy: Why..?
    Girl: It`s Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I've never met your family..
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
    Boy: I wish I could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I Have To Go..
    Boy: Thanks for trying..
    {Next day:}
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: I'm sorry..
    Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: Okay.../;
    {Freshman year:}
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody.
    {Sophomore year:}
    Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.
    {Junior year:}
    Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)
    Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will!
    Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
    Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)
    Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m gone. I Love You♥ Don`t Forget That!!(:
    Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
    Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
    Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)
    {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)
    Boy: (Asks to speak)
    Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing-
    All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone.... I Wish I Could Change That.!
    Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
    ~ The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28.
    Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./:
    Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight(:
    Repost If You Have A Heart And Want To Find A Cure For All Serious Diseases Including Cancer ♥ ♥ ♥

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